RE: MHRA Manufacturer's Devices - Mologic Ltd5 Jun 2021 16:05
If you fancy a chuckle, this was Maaaatttt's 'keeping under the radar' LSE post from last night, for anybody who missed it.
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Wow, ODX. I hear they do a test for food intolerance is it? Fantastic idea. That’s how all the cool kids find out they’re allergic to nuts right? A test! They shove one past their massively swollen tongue and one up their arse as they **** their pants as the lactose intolerance from the glass of milk they washed them down with kicks in. And then use their colossal swollen hands to dial for a ******* ambulance. Great idea. You must be selling loads?
Speaking of SAE, I hope you’ve invested there. They make pellets, half plastic, half who the **** cares, and they burn them for energy. Which is great since ODX have sold not a single antibody test, in fact not a single test of any description. 57 out of 100 for usability by the way. I hope you do a test for blindness because they’ll be needed after users end up ramming them in their own eyeballs after trying to follow the instructions after they were too busy ****eing themselves after their Food Intolerance test came back negative and they cracked on with the Ben And Jerry’s to read their results in time.
Ahhh but the ace up your sleeve, the AIDS test, which all the shareholders will need to take having been shafted all the way down from 125p. I’ve heard you have to wear a Johnny on each thumb just to hit buy and sell such is the bareback slamming InColinWeThrust gives all ODX shareholders. Don’t buy a Tesla?! Don’t pay your lecky bill more like it. You’ll need that money to top up your pay as you go Nokia 3210 (after you extract it out of your mum who’s jammed it on vibrate after getting turned on while completing Snakes; bring lube, she’s drier than a dead dingos dick) so you can call your bank for an overdraft extension.
Here’s the serious bit. 47m in the bank. The best LFT. Capacity gifted from GAD. BBI. ABDX. Astrea. Biokit. LG (400m) Daewoong (7.8m series A). Ava6000 heading to clinic this year. 3 IPs. Affimers. TMAC. PreCISION. £250bn. (BILLION) addressable markets.
You’re a clown. Desperate. You’re 50% down at #ODX. Good luck waiting for a 100% day to get back to your highs.
Lots of love. DOH85