RE: Results26 Sep 2023 13:33
Twas the night before Results Day, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stock was sat idle as if nobody cared,
In hopes that the RNS soon would be there.
The investors were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of profits danced in their heads.
And Mohammed in a ‘kerchief, and Adam in a cap,
Had just settled our brains for the results they were crap.
When out on the chatboards there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the chatter.
Away to the Windows I googled the price,
Tearing up the chart graph, it had climbed up thrice.
The Creek was in full production chucking out coal
double shift HWMs plus an underground rig down below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But PATT with his cap in his hand, oh deer.
The crafty little shorter, so pedantic and slick,
had closed all his shorts and gone long, what a prick.
More rapid than eagles the investors they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now, Avani! now, Acam! now, David and Robin!
On, Allenby! On, Muhammed! on, Adam and Larkin!
To the top of the charts! get mining the walls!
Now loans away! Debts away! Dividends for all!"
GL All!