RE: ?20 Feb 2026 10:58
🔥 SUNDAY SERMON INVITE.
“ALL WE NEED IS A SPARK”
Revd OldSharedog presiding — SCGL Chapel, Sunday Morning
Brethren of the Blessed Galaxy,
This Sunday, the congregation gathers once more beneath the flickering glow of the SCGL altar to receive a message forged in patience, persistence, and the faint smell of something finally catching light:
“All We Need Is a SPARK.”
A spark to stir the chart from its slumber.
A spark to remind the faithful that embers can become infernos.
A spark to show that even the quietest ticker can roar when the moment arrives.
Come, ye watchers of Level 2.
Come, ye sufferers of spreads that test the soul.
Come, ye who wait for the RNS like shepherds awaiting dawn.
This Sunday, we do not predict the blaze.
We simply prepare the tinder.
🙏 SPECIAL PRAYERS FOR - ReggieT
For he remains seated upon the Naughty Step,
exiled for crimes known only to the Moderators and the Lord.
Let us pray:
• That his timeout be brief.
• That his notifications be merciful.
• That his thumbs be guided away from temptation.
• That he may soon rise from the Naughty Step and rejoin the congregation with renewed discipline and slightly improved posting habits.
May the Galaxy grant him patience, perspective,
and a cushion for that step,
for it is hard and unforgiving.
Amen.
Bring your charts.
Bring your memes.
Bring your hope.
The sermon begins at first light.
Attendance is mandatory for all who seek ignition.
DOG BLESS YOU ALL.