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Forgetfulness is also a symptom that can be treated 🤓

Phimx - go to the docs , you have a repetitive statement syndrome - it can be treated, just stop posting.

Yes it’s 8.44 here 😇

Ithinksometimes that you should use the word INVESTOR & maybe TRACK RECORD 😇

Thank you Colenal, much appreciated.

Just returned home from a long days gathering !!

I made a comment on another board re the pont du gard - have you been there ? If not it may be an entry into a wish list - I will explain more tomorrow.

Nostalgia eh - lots of it and sometimes quite good :)

Ithinksometimes that life is too short to not take some risks 😇

P.P.S . Tuan if you’re going to pretend to be French then at least act like a French person. Personally I consider myself as Gaul - and in my youth experienced the walk on the top tier of the Pont Du Gard - something alas you will never be able to do :)

However you may be able to return to your true self !!

Optic - it’s going to be EPIC 😇

P.S. no bottles of home made Tsipouro were consumed during the previous post 😇

Or - if you had had the conversations that I have had over the past 36 hrs, you would be pilling in.

OSD - looking at his next twin Volvo outdrive 😇

When is Easter 😇

RiceBoy - You should try a bit of humour and sarcasm - it truly is a release !!

As Bernard Manning said - you can't stop em laughing :)

But I do agree with the rest of your comments though - which prompted the previous posts - personal taste I suppose - I don't particularly like risotto for example, it can be a bit stodgy and bland, I prefer something a little more spicy 😇

The previous post was bought to you by OSD & All4 productions - with special thanks to FG finance.

A SPECIAL INTERVIEW WITH TOM

Ian the interviewer - "good morning Tom thank you for coming in today"

Tom - "it's a pleasure, where do you want to start ?"

Ian the interviewer - " I thought I would ask you what you thought of the credibility of Phimx & User Steve on the QBT forum?"

Tom - "yes of course, from what I've read, they don't seem to have any credibility at all. They seem to repeat posts continually with slightly different words, but in fact the same message. I also noticed that they rely on information from many months ago, and sometimes years, No not sometimes, all the time."

Ian the interviewer - "can I ask you what you think of the poster known as OSD, and his re investment into QBT?"

Tom - Yes of course, OSD is one of my most trusted posters here at QBT - he seems to have his finger on the financial pulse & I believe his boatbuilding skills are also to be relied upon."

Ian the interviewer - "thanks Tom, I'm sure that the genuine investors and polite posters on the QBT forum will be hugely thankful for your views"

Tom - "your welcome, when can I expect my payment?"

Slacker - I have taken some valuable time to review your previous posts both here and elsewhere, alas they all follow the same relentless pattern, negative, immature, and also very poor grammatically.

Can you give us just one stock you are invested in, so that we can all share in your superior intellect and undoubted wealth.

OSD - looking forward to a period of silence while a personal reflection programme is undertaken by spacker 🤓

A Sunday Sermon from the Revd OldSharedog

🔁 The Call to Worship (Again… and Again… and Again…)

Brethren, gather ye round, for it is Sunday — the day of rest, reflection, and watching the QBT forum repeat itself like a washing machine stuck on “spin” because someone (naming no names… yet) keeps pressing the same button.

Today’s sermon concerns the sacred cycle of repetition, the holy loop, the divine déjà vu that plagues our parish. And at the centre of this spiritual hamster wheel stand two tireless disciples:

Phimx — Apostle of Asking the Same Question in Slightly Different Words.

User Steve — Prophet of Posting the Same Revelation He Had Yesterday, and the Day Before, and the Day Before That.

Let us bow our heads in mild despair.

🧿 The Gospel According to St. Phimx

And lo, Phimx did rise early each morning, log into the forum, and declare unto the people:

• “Why is the price doing this?”

• “What does this mean?”

• “Is this the week?”

• “Is this the hour?”

• “Is this the minute?”

And the congregation replied, “Brother, you asked this at 7:12, 7:18, 7:26, and 7:41.”

But Phimx, undeterred, lifted his eyes to the heavens (or possibly just refreshed the page) and proclaimed:

“Yes, but what about now?”

And thus the cycle continued, as foretold in the Scriptures of Eternal Repetition.

🔄 The Book of User Steve, Chapter 12, Verse 97

User Steve, a man of great enthusiasm and even greater copy‑paste stamina, did address the forum daily with revelations such as:

• “This is the calm before the storm.”

• “This is the same pattern as last time.”

• “This is the same pattern as the time before last time.”

• “This is the same pattern as the time before the time before last time.”

And the people said, “Steve, you posted this yesterday.”

And Steve replied, “Yes, but today it’s truer.”

And the congregation sighed, for they knew resistance was futile.

🧘 The Theology of Repetition

Let us reflect on the deeper meaning of this holy loop:

• Repetition is comfort.

• Repetition is tradition.

• Repetition is the only thing more consistent than QBT’s delays.

Phimx asks the same question.

Steve posts the same prophecy.

The forum reacts the same way.

And the wheel turns, endlessly, beautifully, maddeningly.

It is written: “Blessed are the repetitive, for they shall inherit the same replies.”

🐕 The Revd’s Pastoral Guidance

My children, do not be angered by the loop.

Do not be frustrated by the déjà vu.

Do not smite Phimx or Steve, for they know not what they repeat.

Instead, embrace the absurdity.

For without them, the forum would be quiet, peaceful, and — worst of all — sensible.

And who among us wants that?

🙏 The Final Blessing

Go forth this Sunday with patience in your hearts and sarcasm in your souls.

May Phimx’s questions be ever‑repeated.

May Steve’s prophecies be eternally recycled.

May the forum loop forever,

like a cosmic screensaver.

And may your sanity remain intact, even when theirs clearly isn’t.

SUNDAY SERMON DELIVERED BY THE EVER UNRELIABLE REVd. OLDSHAREDOG

FROM THE CHAPEL OF DILUTION:

Brothers, sisters, shareholders, lurkers, and those who only turn up when the RNS drops at 7am…

We gather this fine Sunday to celebrate a miracle so bright, so radiant, so utterly unexpected that even the angels in the AIM heavens have put down their harps and said, “Hang on, lads, SCGL’s got a SPARK?”

Yes indeed. A SPARK. Not the kind you get when you rub two sticks together, nor the kind you see when your broker app crashes mid-trade. No — this is the divine spark of momentum, the holy ember of hope, the celestial flicker of finally something happening.

And so I, the humble Revd OldSharedog, bring you today’s sermon:

🔥 “LET THERE BE SPARK”

And lo, the Lord looked upon SCGL and said,

“Let there be light,

Let there be volume,

Let there be a chart that does not resemble a ski slope.”

And the people rejoiced, for they saw green candles where once there was only the desert of red.

But the Lord also said,

“Thou shalt not celebrate empty-handed.

Thou shalt prepare thyself for the journey to success.

Thou shalt load thy bag with Greggs sausage rolls —

for man cannot live on RNS alone.”

🥐 THE GREGGS PARABLE OF PROSPERITY

Imagine, dear congregation, a traveller on the long road to multibagger glory.

He is weary.

He is hungry.

He is watching Level 2 like a man possessed.

But then — behold!

He opens his bag and finds it filled with Greggs sausage rolls, still warm, still flaky, still capable of fuelling even the most battle‑hardened investor.

For the sausage roll is not merely food.

It is symbolism.

• The pastry represents the outer shell of patience.

• The sausage represents the meaty core of conviction.

• The grease represents the fingerprints you leave on your phone while checking the share price every 14 seconds.

And so the traveller marches on, strengthened by pastry-based faith.

⚡ THE SPARK AND THE ROLL

Let it be known:

A SPARK without a sausage roll is enthusiasm without sustenance.

A sausage roll without a SPARK is just lunch.

But together?

Together they form the sacred union of Hope + Fuel,

the divine combination required for any true SCGL believer to ascend the mountain of 10-bag potential.

🙏 THE FINAL BLESSING

Go forth this week, my children.

May your SPARK burn bright.

May your sausage rolls be plentiful.

May your portfolio rise like warm pastry in a hot oven.

And may the market makers be forever confused by your unwavering faith.

In the name of the Dog, the Spark, and the Holy Roll.

DOG BLESS YOU ALL.

6 a.m gmt !!!

Sad sad sad

Hang on you posted this last year - 143 times 🤣🤣🤣

Get ready for a mention in the sermon today.

All4 - looks like we both have the same problem - rain, rain and more rain !!

At least we have got our engine purring, and also mounted just perfectly.

What kind of boats do you involve yourself in? I have had a broad mix from toppers too what I have now - mirror with seagull and motor powered with a huge thirst !!

Who knows if QBT sets sail anytime soon I may be able to afford another full tank of fuel :)

Otherwise I’ll rely on the wind & sail experience.

OSD - still on track for Easter ⛵️

Laganboy - been watching a number of stocks in this sector - already jumped into a couple of stocks over the past month. My target entry here was going to be 10p but now realise that isn't going to be possible. I do recognise that this is a great potential stock for long term return, but will probably wait a while to gauge the scientific side as commercial adoption of its hydrogen fuel cell systems is key to future success.

I will let you know when the mind is clear !!