DERAMPER OF THE DAY - BETTERTHANEVA7 Apr 2026 13:07
Wow, absolutely ground‑breaking market analysis there, Sherlock. A 2m sell and a tiny buy—stop the presses, call the FT, alert the Bank of England. With investigative skills like that, I’m shocked you’re not running your own hedge fund from a volcano lair.
And the £50k lasting less than a week? Terrifying stuff. I’m sure the administrators are already warming up the fax machine, practising their “we regret to inform you” lines.
But hey, thanks for checking whether anyone “genuinely thinks otherwise”. I’m sure the entire market is waiting breathlessly for your next prophecy, possibly delivered on a stone tablet.
All imho, of course.