QBT - The resurrection5 Apr 2026 10:08
✝️ Revd OldSharedog’s Sunday Sermon
QBT: The Resurrection
Brethren, sisters, and long‑suffering QBT faithful, we gather to reflect upon The Resurrection — that sacred moment when a share long trapped in the AIM underworld twitches, stirs, and dares to rise again.
For it is written:
“Though thy ticker be smote unto fractions, yet may it ascend if the market makers cease their mischief.”
All4 and the Hot Cross Sausage Rolls
All4 toiled in the kitchen of hope, crafting hot cross sausage rolls so fragrant that even the angels paused their chart‑watching. And he declared:
"If pastry can rise, then so can QBT"
And the congregation nodded, for this was culinary‑technical analysis at its finest
Awl007 and the Chocolate Eggs
Then strode in Awl007, surveying the chocolate eggs intended for the children of the forum. AWL007 announced:
“These belong to me.”
And he consumed every last one. Yet even in this gluttony lay wisdom:
He who hoards the eggs hoards the gains — he who shares ends up with none.
A lesson for all holders.
OSD and the Bailing of the Boat
OSD was found knee‑deep in the bilge of the Good Ship QBT, bailing with the determination of a man who has seen too many placings.
“Fear not!” he cried. “Though the leaks be many, still shall we sail toward Resurrection!”
And the people cheered, for every forum needs a captain who refuses to abandon ship, even when the rats have already opened short positions.
MSUK and the Blessed Vertical Lines.
MSUK received a graph‑drawing set that allowed only vertical lines. At first he feared a curse — but revelation struck him like a 7:01am RNS.
Vertical lines are the lines of ascent.
The lines of upward motion.
The lines of resurrection.
And MSUK proclaimed:
“This is not limitation — this is prophecy.
The only direction these lines allow… is UP.”
His charts became monuments of optimism, each vertical a candle lit for QBT’s future rise. And the Revd declared:
“Blessed is he whose chart cannot fall sideways nor drift downward,
for his outlook shall forever be rosy.”
The Message
So what do these parables teach us?
Even when Awl007 eats the eggs,
even when OSD bails faster than the leaks appear,
even when All4’s pastry rises more reliably than the share price…
Still, the spirit of Resurrection endures.
Hold fast.
Hold firm.
Hold with humour.
For even the most battered portfolio may rise again — if only for a brief, glorious spike before retracing.
Amen.
DOG BLESS YOU ALL - Sent from the deck of Andreas's resurrected wreck - Kalymnos Harbour - Drinking Nectar.
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