An Oldie, modified22 Dec 2023 17:50
An airplane was about to crash, there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Biden, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die" So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Eamon Ryan, said "I am the Minister for Environment, Climate & Communications of Ireland and I am the smartest man in Ireland's history so Irish people don't want me to die." He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said "I'm a Senator and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, ex-President George W Bush said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay Mr President. There's a parachute left for you, Ireland's smartest man took my schoolbag."
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