Jimmy two shoes3 Feb 2020 17:31
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a guy who invested in a Company that would make me rich and help solve the problem of global warming.
The set up was perfect. Jimmy two shoes hit the air France terminal at JFK and cleared 200 big ones. Anytime we needed money we hit the airport. It was better than an unlimited cashpoint at Citibank for us. Of course there were many wiseguys involved in that. Even Tommy the bass player down the dog and gangster got a piece of it. Trouble was this job attracted every fed from the neighbourhood. Jimmy had to protect himself. That meant whacking everybody who could rat on Jimmy.
So, while Jimmy was doing that he got Meir the Player to invest the cash. BMN my boy - he said. Vanadium Shanadium. We buy shares and I will arrange the catering!!
Naturally Jimmy had him whacked, but he kept the investment.
VRFB's said Tony two times. VRFB's. Yeah, he said it again.
Tommy 'benefit of the doubt' wasn't so sure. So you think I'm a clown? You think I'm here to entertain you? He asked Jimmy.
Tommy, Tommy, I don't think that for a second. Get the f**k out of here!!
Okay says Tommy. I give you the benefit of the doubt. - These names don't make themselves up for Christ sake.
Marie had to poke her nose in. Sooooo... you think think this Vanadium thing is going to make the tomato sauce do you?
Marie, Marie (this wasn't Tony two times, this was just emphasis) shut the f**k up up. Jesus, don't you know what a VRFB and electrolyte factory is worth?
Marie says, (not that Marie, a different one) you're a cheating b*s*a*d. Not that he was, it's just what wiseguys girls called Marie say.
So Tony three putts says get out of here!! We're talking vanadium for Christ sake!!
And Marie (not that Marie or the other Marie, another Marie) says you're killing me!! (In a Brooklyn accent)
So Tony four wan ks says heyyyyyy. What you gonna do about it?
Anyway, I gave up the life and became a service assistant at a plumbing supplier. Is that metric or imperial?