Meanwhile, in the offices of Shorter Shorter Parasite and Shorter....21 Feb 2020 21:12
BOSS What the hell is going on with BMN? The SP is going up for Christ sake. Haven't we spent enough driving this down.?
Silence.
Idiot 1. I dunno boss.
BOSS. What do you mean you don't know?
Idiot 2. Well boss, I have an interesting thingy. I think it's because people can't sleep because they are worried about climate change.
BOSS. Hmmmmm. So what you are saying is that anybody with half a brain realises the world has to act now to prevent climate change and catastrophe for the planet and that energy storage is going to be the biggest growth industry of the next decade at least to prevent it happening so they are buying shares into the only vertically integrated Vanadium and VRFB company on the planet, thus increasing the SP?
Idiot 2. Well. Not really boss. I just thought if they can't sleep they take more Valium and the price goes up.
BOSS . Valium?
Idiot2. Yeah. It's, you know. Acting as a detergent for people to sell. Cause. You know, they know they wil make money in the long term?
BOSS. Valium?
Idiot2. There are other products available boss, it might not be that. It could be it's down to something else. The Bermuda triangle?
BOSS. Oh god. I have had enough of this. It's time time to call in the big gums.
Idiot4. Don't you mean guns boss?
BOSS. I KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Idiot 7, Get lowIQDave, Capa, and Bomb3r on the phone. We need action!
Idiot7. Not n@ow boss surely? It's Capa's nap time. LowIQDave is on detention and Bomb3r is waiting for the tooth fairy!