Shylock Clones7 Mar 2020 18:10
It was elementary of course. The fingerprint on the weapon could only have come from the maid on the night of the ball between the time of the fireworks and sir Gladwin Ponsombies heart attack. Therefore the cat could never have knocked over the glass that caused the short in the lamp which lit up the silhouette that the one legged gardener claimed the dyslexic Lithuanian plumber told him he had seen. Ipso facto, in flagrante delicto, mont blanc, mutatis mutandis, jacobs creek, the seemingly innocent sanitary products travelling saleswoman never stole the frying pans from the dead man and clearly the local ****** commited the crime and would undoubtedly, after 24 hours of intense interrogation and sleep deprivation confess and prove me right once again! He will probably confess to the Brighton trunk case murders at that point I shouldn't wonder. Meaning I solved yet another crime that alluded the greatest criminal detectives in, er, well, in Brighton I suppose.
Dr Datsun? I addressed my long time trusted and incredibly dim assistant. What say you that the milkman has come early and our milk and natural yoghurt is, at this very moment, available for our morning repast?
Oh I say Clones. How on earth could you surmise such a thing?
HA. Observe Datsun! The milkman does exit the gate as we converse and there on the step is two pints of red top, yogurts and neither is on top of the gay times which arrives at PRECISELY 7.35 every fourth Tuesday of the month due to Mr Khans nephews OCD. Therefore. Ad absurdam, caveat emptor, do the hokey kokey, delirium tremens. The milkman was unable to tryst with the harlot at 47a Quaker street on account of her Berts lumbago keeping him home? So, do you see Datsun? Is it not obvious? He delivered our provisions early because he could not get his leg over! Sub rosa, Chateau pape de neuf.
Brilliant Clones! I don't know how you do it!
Of course you don't Dr Datsun. You are most complimentary and coming from a member of the gentry who is au faux with the cognoscenti nothing can prevent me from agreeing that you don't misrepresent me. But it is all elementary.
If I may say so though Scones. There is one thing I don't understand? Only the one Datsun?
Yes. You haven't said anything about how half a percent of Vanadium added to steel makes it thirty times stronger and more flexible to help buildings survive earthquakes? Not a word about how Vanadium Redox Flow Batteries are going to contribute to making renewable energy work when the sun doesn't shine or the wind doesn't blow and how Bushveld Minerals are uniquely positioned to benefit from all aspects of Vanadium mining, VRFB production. How they are the ONLY Company on the planet positioned to do this and will, in all probability, dominate ths biggest growth industry of the next decade at least? Isn't that what these drunken ramblings are actually supposed to be about?
Non compos mentis. F*ck off Datsun. Nobody likes you.