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Vauxhallvictor. I totally agree. I'm going to spend yet more money first thing tomorrow (as soon as the fishing drop comes) on my last X 20 top up. This SP is truly bonkers. It defies belief and logic.

JMC69. I thought I did the comedy here but that was very funny. Unfortunately it was also very true.

Didn't

Well that stay here long did it?

Oh yeah. Knew nothing about everything. Or was it everything about nothing? Can't remember to be honest. You said black and he said white. You said day and he said night. Quite alliterative that. Anyway, got to the point where if he said good morning I'd take my clothes off and go to bed. A few of my mates wanted to punch his lights out. I said really? You'd give him that much credibility? They thought about it and thought better of it. Ignore him I said. Don't rise to it I said. You're right they said.
Now I'm telling you. Ignore him. Start a new thread. Don't play his game. Play your own game.
If you're in Bristol anytime soon, check out the Pipal Tree restaurant. Amazing place.

Signal: n.t gre.t
Locat..n: Bushv.ld Sou.h Afr.ca
Agent: FP -011 on-site. Licenced to sell wines & spirits.

Advance report. Intelligence suggests a group calling themselves Bushveld Minerals are attempting to take over the world. STOP. Their fiendishly clever plan involves near world domination of Vanadium production and all things relating to VRFB planning, construction and implementation. STOP. It is believed these devices are now capable of intercontinental reach. STOP. If they are not thwarted soon they could make their co-conspirators very rich and destabilise the French Champagne producing regions leading to shortages and carnage the like of which we haven't seen since last Thursday when C had a paper jam in the fax machine. STOP. Satellite surveillance currently unavailable due to cyber attack or the usual IT idiots ballsing it up. HANG ABOUT A BIT. They are taking extreme action to rectify the problem by turning it off and on again. STOP. Can you all please just. STOP.
Audio surveillance in place but signal not perfect. GO. Oh sorry, STOP.
Audio surveillance transcript.
FP. - The name's Pond. Fish Pond.
FM. - Ah Mr Pond. Come in, I have been expecting you!
FP. - So, Mojapelo, we meet at last. Nice cat.
FM. - Would you like a tour of the production facilities of Vanchem?
FP. - Do you expect me to walk?
FM. - No Mr Pond, I expect you to ride.
FM. - Burt will bring the car round.
Signal loss ..?g ?....?.....d?..........b .............argh..........oo.........er...............miss.s.
Partial signal regained. In production compound.
FP. - Big t..s l.k. to c.m o. .er ..ce.
FM. - t.o b..dy ri.ht.
Full signal regained.
FP. - so basically, you are not trying to take over the world?
FM. - Far from it Mr Pond. OK, Maybe a small bit of it. On behalf of our shareholders we would like to establish a Company with huge Vanadium mining capability. Electrolyte production. VRFB planning, construction and implementation capability. A vertically integrated Vanadium platform. We have an interest in saving the world from climate change and bringing the benefits of electricity to half a continent and beyond, and, let's be honest, making us and the share holders a sh*t load of money along the way.
FP. - Oh. Sorry about all those dead security guards. Feel bad now.

In a land far far away, a very different land where the sun shone every day and they had zebras that really did cross and different shaped wing mirrors on the Toyota Hilux. There lived a young man called Fortune. His friends all called him Fortune. For that was his name.
One day Fortune slipped lazily out of bed and gazed out at a bright sunny morning. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes, hitched up his spider man pyjama bottoms and wandered into the kitchen where his Mummy was cooking putupap and mealie bread. It smelt delicious and made Fortune feel very hungry indeed.
‘Hello sleepy head’ she said. Though his name wasn’t sleepy head, it was Fortune. ‘Would you like some Sparlletta Pinenut?’ she enquired. Fortune shook his head and suddenly looked very serious.
‘No Mummy’ He said. ‘I would like to build an integrated Vanadium platform with big mines and lots of processing capacity and an electrolyte factory and have a big energy division and make lots of big batteries so the continent can all have power and it won’t destroy the planet.’
His Mummy laughed. ‘Is that all?’ she asked. ‘No Mummy, I want OEM’s and VIP’s too.’
She ruffled his hair affectionately. ‘I’m sure you have all those things one day, whatever they are.’
And he did.
The end.

So every transaction since 13.42 - buy or a sell went through at 23p? Doesn't seem right to me.

I have emailed them to ask. I don't know if they will respond to a private individual but if they do I will let you know.

Pauldina, thank you. I figured you'd be the man with the insight.

Can

Does anybody know how many characters per post you use on here?

Pauldina may be best placed to answer this. That they stockpiled whilst the V price was low? Given that we have no debt to pay and have shed loads in the bank?

Audio, I can't hear you?

HaleSpur. Very well put. I have tried to think of a decent analogy and the only one that comes to mind is the hare and the tortoise. I bought a book called a thesaurus, there's no other word for it, but it didn't help. You are in the know or you are not.
LTH are smug bast@rds because they have watched the promises come to fruition time and time again over many years and they (I include myself in this) have total confidence. Mainly, let's not kid ourselves, because they are sitting on a massive paper profit already and they (we) have seen the BOD over deliver time and time again.
But for those new to this company I do believe we have an unreasonable expectation of their knowledge. We point them at the bushveldperspective.com and it's all there for those who care to take the time.
Our time is coming soon and for those new to this Incredible forward thinking asset rich well run innovative Company with the greatest foothold on the biggest market in the next few decades who can be bothered to do their research will come the rewards. Aye, there's the rub.

So me bro was telling me about diss ting. Gonna make him proper funded he say. I thought he was moving up from 10 bags to kilo’s the way he chatter. Don do it bro I said. You get the five 0 on your case real quick. Naw, it ain’t like that man he says. Me cousin Sherice she been banging this city bloke right, and he give her the proper low down. Yeah I say, knowing Cherise he give her a proper up down as well. For sure he say, that’s how she got the low down. So wats the ting then man I ask. He say Africa. Well I aint never been south of the river so I aint going no Africa. I don’t even eat Chinese food.  You don’t need to go there he say. You buy dees share things in valarion and when they put em in a steel battery the price goes up innit. Sound a bit iffy to me. You be taken for a fool bro I tell him. No man I telling you he say. They got 3 big pits of the vanasion stuff. They digs it up good. It's green. Well, I think green. Sound more like kryptonite to me. But he patter on saying it aint green in colour it green in the bible sense. Saves the envorentent or somfing. Controls the wether and is all the rage. Well I think we aint had no decent wether since the cornservatorys got in so it down to them innit. You an idiot bro i tell him. You ma heer you talk like that you in trouble deep .He laugh at me. No man he say. Dis is the future of the planet. You pay a pound today it be worth 10 times the amant in 2 years the city man say. Yeah but bro, fink about it, we aint got no swag to by these tings. He think about it, now he getting the feeling good. Yeah he say. lets go see harry the hatchet for a lay on bro.

Lionelgreen, I cannot say I do not disagree with you.

Who wants to bet we buy out izingwe's % of Mokopane in a totally suprise move for 60p in the pound in the very near future? Don't think anybody would be surprised.

reteps, thank you for that, I am actually quite humbled.
I do like to think my (generally) a bit drunken rambles are always for the most part interspersed with factual comment and inference that are all designed to promote the Company in a positive way. As opposed to just comedy. Which is an assumption in itself. But judging from the rec's and comments, without blowing my own trumpet, I think I do get it right on occasion. Sometimes comedy can get people to understand/think about/agree with- far more than any amount of facts or analysis. We get plenty of that on here from some truly wonderful posters happy to share their knowledge, analysis, expertise and connections and I am truly (as I am sure you and lots of others are) and eternally grateful. Unfortunately I have nothing to offer in those departments so in my own humble way I do what I do in the hope of entertainment and hopefully informing the uninformed in a way they may pay attention too.
It's not just comedy.
I am in a not too dissimilar position from yourself. Here since Oct 2013. In debt to Corbs. 58 years old and hoping (and I can't lie, fully expecting) that BMN will allow me to retire early. I only hold 210,820 but also have a bit of property and stuff and a pretty well paid job so fingers crossed for both of us my friend. I didn't actually realise I featured on anybody's radar.

Capa is an LTH. Looney Tune Ho.