RE: Some light relief from S & N debate4 Apr 2021 18:57
Agree. Jokes about old age related illnesses are deplorable.
An old chap, Harold, lived in a nursing home, his late wife died many years ago. Missing the warm loving of his wife touch he nervously approached another resident, Joan, also a widow. He said "Joan, we're both getting on in life, I don't know how much time we have left, and I'm missing the loving embrace of another person, would you put your hand on my c0ck?"
Joan is completely taken aback, and retreats to her room for the night. She thought about what Harold said and decided he's right, they don't have much time left, and what harm would it do making him happy. The morning after she speaks to Harold and agrees to hold his d!ck, under a blanket.
Every morning for two weeks Joan meets Harold in thee common area, puts a blanket over his lap and holds his n0b.
One day however, she came out her room and spotted another resident sat with her hand under his blanket.
"Harold! How could you? What has she got that I don't?"
And Harold replies "Parkinsons"