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arrgh. Did little old Lenni boy get all upset when you told him the kind of person he really is?

Good on you Fish, I hope he is really thin-skinned and what you said it affected him loads.

Which LTHs are you talking about that are laughing so much at the moment Barksy?
Perhaps you might help us out and tell us which LTHs from the list below should be so happy and laughing at the moment?

Would that be the LTHs who bought this day 2014 at 1.57p who have lost 94 % ?
Would that be the LTHs who bought this day 2015 at 1.06p who have lost 91 % ?
Would that be the LTHs who bought this day 2016 at 0.84p who have lost 90 % ?
Would that be the LTHs who bought this day 2017 at 0.42p who have lost 79 % ?
Would that be the LTHs who bought this day 2018 at 0.18p who have lost 51 % ?

Magic.

Yup, and when you add in the fact that Morzaria is a friend too it tells you everything.

Did someone say that Johnson has followed through?

I wondered what the smell was - thanks for saying. I thought it was the smell of no-deal Breixteers dragging their knuckles across the floor to have a grunt about how bad the French are.

Sorry Ivy, when you made the personal attacks against me for daring to say this share was going nowhere but downwards you forfeited any chance of being offered respect from me at all. I will be clear, I do not respect you or your integrity one jot.

What do you expect me to say to the 'evidence' you were there? FrankieH and Degsie are out and out rampers who have done nothing but promote this bunch for years on this board, just like you. Using them to make apoint is like Hitler telling people he is a nice guy and if they don't believe it to ask his mate Rudolph for a character reference. Ha ha ha ha ha

Anyway, enough of people like you.

Anyone noticed there was a proposed 100-1 consolidation announced yesterday?

Anyone got any idea where FrankieH, Barksy or Observer are today? They have been promoting this share on this board heavily for the past week but seem to have suddenly disappeared.

Now isn't that an odd thing for htem all to have stopped posting. Makes you wonder who they really are doesn't it Ivy?

Yes Nookie. That is the real point. There are real people who have lost real money to this bunch of greasy palmed snake-oil sellers but they carry on doing it. I predicted the consolidation a long time ago (at least Christmas) but wasn't ready for the 100-1. That size of consolidation means a big dilution is on the way and, from there, further falls back towards the 1p. It has fallen 90% before and will fall 90% again with this bunch. By the time of the AGM this will have fallen much more and the dilution from more shares will reduce it further.

I wrote off my investment around Christmas when the sp had fallen to close on 0.10p in the first instance. Others aren't so lucky I know - they have been had and it makes me sick.

Meantime, all the rampers have gone hiding with the exception of Degsie. Good on yer Degsie to try and defend the indefensible.
Hey Degsie, you kept on posting that the BoD had put £000's of their own money into buying shares. Either i) they were really stupid putting their money in when they knew they were planning a consolidation and dilution, or ii) they didn't put any money in at all. I think the latter, which does beg the question why you kept on ramping the idea that they had put money in when they hadn't. Were you had too or are your contributions

Is anyone listening to Y11 anymore?

Ha ha ha ha ha

I think that may be someone trying to talk to me on the bulletin board.

I would answer but I can't for two reasons:

i) I have listened to the clever and prophetic JimBo beans man and have filtered everyone. His advice was invaluable how to do it (not ha ha)

ii) I am still laughing so much I couldn't possibly string a sentinece together to console* a ramper.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

* any likening of the word console to the word consolidate is purely coincidental. Ha ha ha ha ha

No need to get tetchy there FrankieH. Nobody has ever thought you were genuine anyway.

I don't know if you have noticed but there has been a 100-1 consolidation proposal notified in an RNS today. That is a pre-cursor to a huge placement at something like 25 - 30 % discount (maybe more) so the very little that LTHs have will be taken down even more. More loss, more bunkum and same salaries. What a gravy train this has turned out to be for Morzaria and his mates. Just to think, the LTIP had a 2.18p sp mentioned as a vestment point incentinve. Do you think they will claim that when the sp gets to 9p? Ha ha ha ha.

You've all been had. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The only hope you have is that Morzaria got his numbers wrong again and really meant the company was on a sure footing and was not just screwing over shareholders to pay for his inflated salary.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. All these years of ramping form the likes of Barksy, Bannor and Degsie, not to mention the sycophantic drivel from FrankieH and Ivybush and guess what?? All shafted. 100-1 ??? Even I didn't expect that - I have posted about a 10-1 consolidation for a long time but 100-1 ?? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Can't wait for the AGM.

BabyB, you said "We have our idiotic bio fuel variant here and think it's virtuous destroying natural habitat for power. "

Give examples

Maybe this is the first divi since the coup come to think of it, but not a reason for lowest sp since July 2016.

That must be it then - just gone ex-div. derrr. Like Lloy have had no divis since the referendum or since Johnnonob couped his way in to the top job. It is all Brexit and a Johnnonob Brexit that is causing it. He doesn't seem so **** sure now the adoring sycophants are not laughing at everything the clown says. Thinking this is anything but Brexit is madness.

Quoting from a poll from the Daily Johnson is not proof of anything. If you think the country believes in proroguing Parliament you are a cretin. If you think Parliament will let it happen you are a cretinous idiot. So long as that smug git Nigel Evans goes down with Johnnonob I will be happy.

Pity about the Lloyds devastation, but Johnnonob doesn't care.

In the aftermath of the Brexit vote, the Lloyds’ sp went below 50p on two days - the 6th and 7th July 2016.
The Lloyds’ sp stayed above 50p until last Thursday, 9th August 2019. It has been below 50p since.
This disaster, to Lloyds and the rest of the banking sector, is wholly the fault of the nut-case no-deal Brexiteers that can personally afford to gamble with the country’s future. They are a bunch of moronic ideologues that still have pictures of Thatcher on their wall and get toy soldiers for birthdays. Nothing more than reckless freaks.
It was Johnson, after all, who said “f&*k business “. What most failed to see was this was only part of the quote. It really said:
“I wholly intend to f&*k business and couldn’t care less because I am an Eton nob who can afford my little delusion that I am the new Churchill. Did you know my little Eton mate Mogg, with the dodgy hairdo and shiny shoes, has taken loads of his money out of the country? At least he will be alright. Just think if my Eton mate Cameron had not gone for that referendum - I couldn't have inflicted my delusional thoughts on the country. Luckily no-one spotted I would have joined any side to get in power.”

A most appalling job as you say. KM and his friends have only ever had one interest at heart – themselves.
Spare a thought for shareholders of UKOG (KM is the Financial Director) as, apart from a month or two in 2014, UKOG shares are also at an all-time low. The good news is that KM pays himself a lot of money for his performance both here at KDNC and over at UKOG. The bad news is that shareholders have had enough and are selling. They have no confidence in KM or his associated incompetents on the respective boards. Over 5% fall today at KDNC and it is not even elevenses.

0.9 here we come.
Consolidation soon, just has to be.

21 DAYS TILL THE DATE OF LAST YEARS AGM. KDNC AWARE OF AIM RULES.
NO REASON GIVEN (AGAIN) WHY KDNC ARE LATE ANNOUNCING AGM DATE.
KDNC /REM AT ALL TIME LOW. FALLEN OVER 50% THIS LAST 12 MONTHS.
KDNC/REM HAS FALLEN 83% IN LESS THAN 3 YEARS.
MOST PROLIFIC POSTER HERE GOES TO PUB WITH CEO AND BOASTS ABOUT IT ON THIS BB.
ALL POSTS ARE PRO KDNC.
KDNC IS A FAILING COMPANY WITH NOTHING TO OFFER BUT LOSSES.
DON'T BOTHER TO READ ANYTHING ABOUT GREENLAND AS IT IS NOT TRUE.

The only way this is getting to 1p is after a 10 for 1 consolidation. It seems to be struggling to get away from its all-time low at the moment, whatever positive spin the usual suspects try to put on it. That's right, all time low after another great year not. FT reckons KDNC is more than 50% down this year alone. Take a look at performance for the years before that and it is a similar story. Gravy Train for KM and his mates no mistake.

Thanks for the laugh there Obs: "...it's going to depend on whether we finally get lucky..." . Looks as though all your bluster and faff, for what seems years, has boiled down to nothing. Here's hoping, eh? What a great strategy and justification - that was priceless. Ha ha ha.

I suppose as always the market is completely wrong - this all-time closing low of 0.109 is just a fantasy, hey Barksy?

Though do expect a spike soon on a bit of news. It doesn't even have to be accurate - just retracted it the next day like that recent spike a few weeks ago and leave loads all spiked up.

It makes sense as Morzaria and his mates need to make a tidy sum by off-loading some of those private placing shares they printed for themselves in the week. Let me see, bought at 0.11p and a rise to 0.16p... Now how much is that is a week for doing nothing?

That's right.

Morzaria hasn't done one of those 'presentations' really since he opened his gob in December and blabbed about a placement in another company that forced them to make an immediate announcement about his blab.

Actually, when are we due the next spike? Haven't had one since the Macarthur Mineral RNS in March that they were told to 'clarify' the day after.

Funny old gossip mill around these parts. If only we knew...