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Nope, still none the wiser, I'll be in bed before 23.59 so I'll have to wait until morning for the explanation.

Erm........

You do realise 2359 is 336 years away ?

Gawd !

Colin introducing Ma:

'ave yer met Ma Bird ?

The tag's coming off ?

Last chance saloon for CB to raise the SP before 2pm tomorrow

Anyway, just had a bit of bad news from Yorkshire so I'll be off.

You can't just pick figures that suit your ideas.

219% of not a lot is still not a lot, would you rather have 219% of £20 or 10% of £1000 ?

These are skewd figures based on limited parameters and timelines. In other words, if you are right why isn't the SP a quid ?

It's because 99% of PI's don't believe it's worth a quid until they have proof it's actually worth a quid.

Over to you CB and the Stooge ............

Ma said My point was if BR a dead duck then Colin wouldn't throw good dosh after Bad.

Why not if it keeps the gravy train rolling ?

That train pays £130k a year.

I've just agreed to buy the Albert Hall for £2.4 billion.

Any one lend me a tenner ?

I was going to suggest we go together to the AGM but you are way to flighty for me I'm afraid.

Why have you only got today ?

I'll believe it when I see it.

However, I currently reside in Norfolk 😂

My Mother : Yorkshire.

My Father : Yorkshire.

I was born in Yorkshire

What does that make me ?

as Cecil Rhodes said :

"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life."

If you were born in Yorkshire it's a double rollover......

Not much happening at SOLG towers today then ?

This board is ridiculous.

I am watching it, I'm no fan of the BBC's politics but they are world leaders in documentaries, must be to do with the fact they are spending other peoples money, it's difficult trying to zone out Packham though.

Champaign eco warrior with a net worth of £4m whilst trying to pretend he's Swampy's cousin and living in a carbon neutral hut.

He's right Quady, I googled it .

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/greening-of-the-earth-mitigates-surface-warming

Quady's up !

I thjink it's because it crossed a percentage threshold.