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Lost just shy of 6 grand ouch. Cost me a new Audi A1, which I was going to get this summer.

Thanks for your kind words, Gasbag. If I'm up your way again, I'll pop by for lunch at the castle.
We do seem to have a plethora of ailments, most probably caused by all this waiting around for our fabled LE.
Sciatica, gout, arthritis, liver failure, hernias and death have all been witnessed these past few months by SOU posters. I think Parsons should build us a clinic so we can all convalesce and rebuild our strength. I have to admit, the life expectancy of a Sounder has depreciated in recent times, especially if you're a partridge.

Let's see what horror stories will be created next week amongst the radio silence.

JTF

Bang.....bang...….bang.....run Partridge.....run! I'm coming to get you with my water pistol fully prepped.

Chuckle Energy plc would like to wish their Head of Positivity, Crudehope, a happy birthday and a speedy recovery. I think we're going to need your salt throwing skills come Te-11. There's is no way Parsons will manage to get a deal for us. It's now September and the radio silence continues. For how much longer, I do not know. He has made this whole Liquidity Event process an unenjoyable and miserable one after spending years talking about it. I'd love it if he were to prove me wrong but somehow I don't think he will and I reckon he knows it. It's all looking terribly useless IMHO.

Partridge? Oh Partridge? Where are you?! *sound of gun being ****ed*

JTF

It's imperative that Parsons delivers on his promise of, "many, many multiples." He has the hopes of thousands resting firmly on his shoulders. No pressure then! Pressure is good if you learn how to control it.

May come over to Norwich one weekend if there's a group of Sounders meeting at The Fat Cat pub. I quite fancy a boozy weekend, sampling the many wines and beers that Norfolk has to offer. Luncheon at Trellis Towers and a tour of the wine cellars would also be very agreeable before Trellis departs for sunnier climes.

Almost more wives than Henry VIII. What a way to commence a message: "none of my 4 ex wives..." You have to laugh. Pure soap opera....love it! It's like something out of a Carry On movie. Carry On Marrying. The probability of "Wannabe 5" ending up as an ex wife is pretty high. No wonder she is an expert chopper / cutter. I'm also glad to hear that she is from Suffolk and not Essex. It probably saved her "wannabe" status but left you feeling rather embarrassed to say the least.

Chuckle Towers HQ is now officially out of wine after I boozed my way through SimontheZealot's cheap plonk the other day. All that is left is the really strong, nasty stuff that I won't attempt to drink unless there is no LE and then I'm going to require something to numb the pain.

I suspect you're all tucked-up in bed now, wine soaked and heavy on bass. Mind you, it could be worse. If you were a Partridge, you'd be hunkering down and finding a hiding place because tomorrow the hunting season for partridge begins and my gun is loaded and ready. That's not a euphemism by the way, Jobbs. I know how much he wants to see my loaded gun fire blanks.

Just remind ourselves that we as PI's hold the majority of shares. If we don't like how this all pans-out, then I reckon we can call for an EGM to take place. Chuckle Energy would be happy to provide the catering. You know what the buffet will consist of, so I don't need to repeat what it is again.

Time for a Montrachet or a Chablis, Trellis? What's on the menu today?

Crude? Looking back through your recent comments, it appears that the post I allude to has been removed. The one where you quoted what JP said with his sentence ending in, "I suppose."

Crude,
Your fabled "suppose" post that we all hotly debated a day-or-so ago. Don't tell me you have forgotten about it already?! Enjoy your trip to Powys. Go and have a coffee with Gasbag in Powys Castle. Worth a visit. Take a picnic though and your National Trust card if you have one.

And these comments aimed at JP that certain posters have made are good in a way because JP ought to know that some PI's aren't impressed with the way we are being made to feel when so much of our hard earned money has been invested in SOU. If there was no pressure, then maybe his so called lazar focus on delivering a successful LE would be somewhat jaded.

And Partridge? Your post recommending that investors should look at having more than one pseudonym is ridiculous. With only a couple of days remaining before Partridge hunting season commences, I hope for your sake you have reinvented yourself in order to maintain your species' existence? I suspect you'll soon be seeking sanctity in your pear tree.

JTF

Trellis,

The marketing process is up until the end of this year, which could mean December 31st. Check out the recent RNS's, which reference this. Note that this only pertains to the marketing process. In a recent comment, I mentioned that there may well be a time period following the marketing process whereby any proposed deal is concluded i.e. the t's crossed and the i's dotted, which in layman's terms means that we could be waiting around in Q1 of 2020 for our money.

As you know, I don't believe we will receive a credible offer for our Eastern Moroccan assets and my fear of this scenario becoming reality is only strengthened by JP's recent apathetic comments to Crude. I am not entirely sure why Crude found it appropriate to post JP's comments to him, when they alluded to going long and having to raise money etc. Crude? I realise that you were on the precipice of opting for another top-up the other day. I wonder if you've managed to do this, given the current disharmony that exists at present?

And then I am reminded by what BM casually said to another investor about things being sorted well before October 31st. I still don't know whether he was being serious or whether or not he was referring to Brexit and in a jovial fashion. Either way, I suspect JP wasn't too happy with BM's reference to a specific timescale.

As we edge ever closer to month-end, we in-turn move towards the possibility of finding out where the land lies with there being a deal. I however reckon this radio silence will continue for some time yet and that we will probably receive a RNS stating that no credible deal has been made and that we are going long and making plans to continue drilling etc. The RNS will also make reference to an equity raise IMHO as money must be getting tight. I have come to expect the complete and utter opposite for what I desire and hope for when it comes to JP and his decisions. I used to trust him, but now I'm not sure I can and ever will trust him again. That is his fault and not mine. He has a lot of work to do right now and going forward in order to win back out trust. I hope he realises the severity of the situation we now find ourselves in. Let's see if he really is the deal maker he says he is. JP? It's over to you to prove to us that we have underestimated your ability to get a deal done.

Jizzy

Crude,
I was just teasing you. No, you are very welcome to stay as a valued Board member.

Crude,
Perhaps I shouldn't have used a biblical analogy. Even lapdogs can leave a nasty puddle on their owner's legs. Let's hope that he has you potty trained.
Jizzy

Crude,
It's loose language that JP used and he needs to stop sounding blasé and ought to take this whole process more seriously. There are hundreds, probably thousands of investors who are relying on him to deliver us a decent LE, so casually commenting that if a credible deal doesn't come our way, that they will go long and raise money is not what we want to hear at this stage in time. And in his most recent "chat" with you, he quite rightly states that it his job to get us a deal. So why bother mentioning having to raise money in the first place? It just leaves a bitter taste in everybody's mouth. He needs to tighten-up his use of language, keep it above board and positive and refrain from sounding as though he doesn't really care.

Crude? Your Welsh spelling is appalling. Stick to speaking English I think. If you're going to Powys then check out Powys Castle. Quite impressive and nice gardens to walk around. Weather not so great though, so pack a brolly.
I see there is unrest between board members of Chuckle Energy. Our Head Of Positivity and Chief Salt Thrower is having a verbal tete-a-tete with the Chief Alcohol Officer it seems. You'll probably get along just fine when the pair of you meet, so keep it clean and respectful.

Trellis? I have literally sipped my way through your many messages today and am feeling quite drunk on them. All this talk of Montrachet and three or four bottles consumed has made me all giddy! Swap the gammon recipes for spam ones though. I wonder who the Greek God of Spam is? Spamaniysos most probably. I know who the Greek God of Shopping is though. That would be Argos. That's a joke in case anybody missed it!

The Chuckle Wagon failed its MOT and is left at VW overnight to be repaired tomorrow. Track rod ends need replacing. Damn banger, but at least it means I don't need to chuck money at a new car for a while. That LE couldn't come any sooner.

Crude? It's cute - these chats you are having with JP. I wish he'd address the masses and send us all a message on equal terms letting us know what is what. He sounds like a man who hasn't received a credible offer at the moment and I suspect is unlikely to do so given his blasé attitude. At least he didn't use the phrase, "I suppose" this time around. He's either playing it extremely cool, or he's bricking it. I don't trust him and more and more investors are following suit. You remain his trusty disciple, but even disciples can stray. Peter and Judas spring to mind.

Share price back down again after showing a bit of a recovery earlier today. The longer this radio silence continues, the more pressure it will place on the share price.

Trellis? I don't buy your theory about C4 for the simple fact that nobody will bother investing in it if JP messes-up the LE. It'll be over before it even begins. I don't trust that Marco chap either.

Time for a glass of Muscadet.

JTF

I also fart in my sleep and eat spam for breakfast.

Jobbs?

I think we should get a room. However, may I warn you that I sleep on both sides of the bed! You may have to take the floor.

Jizzy

I must proof read my posts before I submit them. Excuse the typos and errors.

Jacklevi and Jobbs - yes, I had considered that. I'm not blinded by what he could be alluding to. However, I don't believe they have had a credible offer or will they receive one. Just my opinion at the end of the day. I could be wrong and happy to take the stick for it if I am. God knows what will happen with regards to SM? That still appears to be the missing jigsaw piece and this tangled puzzle. I only hope that if we do receive an offer, that SM is included as a sweetener.