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Suspect it is totally valid to re-invoice for unpaid invoices (plus interest of course - the rates for which are hopefully laid down in the (recently re-validated) contracts ?).

What a cluster flux we are honourably trying to operate within.

Since us rulers are coining it in from selling our produce onwards…… there is absolutely no incentive to sell legally - via these sharletons running SOMO in distant Baghdad, having to pay off debts owed to these infidel IOCs, and having to fork out our savings to assist Turkey in paying their fine before they will play ball…..

So what on earth is all this pipeline opening panic about ?

….. that would only benefit the indigenous population (and who gives a camel’s toe about them )?

Roll-on more futile, abandoned meetings.

Orders for ‘More Biscuits’ has become a gravey-train….. for some ;)

Quite impressive that the Kurdistan Region can swallow a loss in excess of $23 Billion innit ?

Quite sure the rulling classes are reaping an acceptable revenue selling ‘local consumption’ onwards to embargoed customer(s) or they would be squealing more loudly about personal losses.

A lot more going on here than we realise……

Eh!

Whazat ?

….. Cancelled meeting ??

Stunned and surprised !

Baghdad Biscuits PLC 🍪🍪🍪🍪 Soaring indeed 🤪

May consider going International and opening in Ukrain (if The Duck doesn’t pull out, and the threat of meetings worsens).

WHAT !

95% approval for the buyback ruse continuation! …. was it clarified that all bought back would be immediately cancelled ?

Or will the ‘treasury’ game continue as before ?

How daft can shareholders be ? (Unless they are all staff recipients of these treasured shares).

Great News:

Baghdad Biscuit PLC sales graph extrapolates near vertically :))

About to launch our new range of Gulf Keybabs, and a follow-up (under license) of Jacob’s Clubs - (although may have to change the name on religeous grounds).

Yes, we’re the only growth business in this sad, sad country.

Most importantly: any word coming out as to who are re-elected onto our criticaly important remunerations committee……..

Great find - but rest assured any benefits from it will be frittered away on debt repayments and buying back shares for safe keeping ‘in treasury’ (if the BoD don’t get called out for this odscene little game they have been playing - during the pending AGM) !

Today another 9 million more bought into treasury.

Building up for a riotous divi-up of these quaranteened soon.

Almost as if those henging around at the top of our tree know they are on their way out - and want to reward themselves royally for their jobs well done.

How do we mere shareholders ensure that the next incumbents can’t play the same incestuous game with the debt supported cash assets of our floundering little company ?

How oh How ??

Give that dog a Biscuit - Brilliant people steer well clear of mad dog shares.

The travesty occuring before our very eyes here - is the selfish diversion of regular chunks of our working capitol into treasury-bound buybacks (and we all know precisely who will benefit (quite soon) from these unjustified windfalls) ….. rather than the actions of a competant management - who would be hell-bent focussed on paying off the humungous debt which we are carrying - like the cross of Jesus - onwards and upwards.

Here endeth the sermon on the amount.

Building up for yet another of our self-awarding shares bonanzas …. now we have skinned off 442.6 million of them waiting in treasury for us to divi-up among ourselves guys n’gals (if we can sneek it thro’ before the rank and file shareholders cotton-on to the «rewards for failing» ruse.

Looks like that table needs some of our delicious biscuits……trust no agreement will be reached - ass usual.

Will rush a gratis supply of our Fig Rolls ( to help lubricate things…… ;)

Error - much worse in fact …. it’s 434,000,000 SHARES awaiting dole out to the chosen few by the chosen few - as thanks for (from us for their) outstanding performancies !

Do the math: 434m X share price ….. that’s a serious self-awarded bonus !

Isn’t the label “In Treasury” a neat way of confusing us ignorant shareholders as to the game being played with the liquid financial assets of our company ?

£434 million stagnating in ‘Treasury’ bought using our precious working capital.

We must all now be aware exactly where and to whom this fortune is destined - and the mis-management behind the process and selfish mechanism of building up a fund “in Treasury” actually means.

Self awards to our dazzeling management to encourage them to hang around and perform even more industry leading activities.

Cancel these shares now, and pay bonuses to individuals who achieve actual benefits or progress.

? When are the next awards from management to management due - by the way ?

Some worthwhile analyses and comments there PU….keep it coming until we recover from the staccato politics of The Turbulent Trump.

Confiscate that amount (plus warning due on the investment) from the Russian trillions squirrelled away in London - as that equivalent value in Rosnyeft belongs to a UK registered company.

Putin is wwwaaayyy to clever to allow that Tit for Tat course !

What chance has The Donald against that level if intellect :(?

Hmmmm…. strongly suspect that «locally» means for export (coutesy some cunning local rulers) over the border into embargoed IRAN - which is why Trump is keen to get legal sales out of Kurdistan via the pipeline.

Absolutely Theak - since the buybacks get stuck into ‘treasury’ to be used for future management bonuses…. you’re dead right !

OK - just a mechanism to allow personal skin-offs at all levels to agree, pipeline fine contributions to be decided, and the small matter of who/whom pocketed our missing payments (and who/whom are due to do porridge for the crimes)…… and all is solved.

Easy Peasy.