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Guys, guys, it‘s churlish I know but I can‘t allow poundcake to take all the credit ... here’s the email I actually sent to Cyril – sorry, Sir Al, at around 90p today ....
“Hi Cyril ... I’m literally shaking as I type this – not because my lovely lady wife has just announced she’s pregnant with her 9th and my first child (she’s pretty confident this time) but my 'balls-deep scrotum scraping on the bottom' holding is taking the kind of spanking only a Tory MP gets out of bed for. I'll spell it out - we’re 20p shy of my entry point SIX MONTHS AGO – that's light years from the Argos Sports-tech Multi gym with Stepper I promised my wife. Now that might not mean anything to you Cyril, sat in your newly acquired 2 bed ex-council house in Wakefield but this price crash flatly contradicts the cast iron “£25 by Christmas” forecast pushed by our favourite cheerleader Richken on the back of which I've sunk my wife’s backdated benefit claims and personal injury payouts.
Cyril, mate, we’ve been waiting so long for this game changing phone charger (in a choice of colours) that some poor sods on LSE have forgotten what they’re invested in... they keep banging on about some ‘spit test’ ffs. Eww!!! Nasty!!
You see?
DO - YOU - SEE??
So just get on Twitter and tweet summat ... anything... “On Ilkly Moor by tat”... just something to stiffen the sinews / steady the nerves. Be the change you want to see in the world and make us rich
Indy”
And guys you all know his immediate Twitter response
So lets hold fast. Keep strong. Stay hydrated.
“I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living”
Indy
I'm sorry to do this fellow ITM devotees, really I am, but cheerless times require some cheer and nothing's giving me greater cheer this morning than this...
"This along with many other shares will tank on Monday, it's a case of where will it bottom out , 100p is not off the table and my thought of 175p a few months back is now very realistic."
10% up and rising...
Indy
You beat me too it Greens43..... the thing is it was said with such certainty and conviction :)
Indy
"This along with many other shares will tank on Monday, it's a case of where will it bottom out , 100p is not off the table..."
Enough said
Indy
Yep, that was funny even second time around Tilly - I think we were in the doldrums @ 19p the first time....
Anyway, hard though it is for me to get into this rum, lash, and sodomy theme I salute your indefatigability Sir and that leader board yellow jersey you wear so well :)
Somewhere beyond the sea....
Indy
Indy
Guys, guys.... am I the only who feels insulted whenever people like gmcc post stuff like: "Just in case folks forgot why they invested In Avacta..." I mean c'mon man...I know it's months overdue but as if anyone needs reminding that our Cyril - sorry, Sir Al, is about to deliver THE most game changing phone charger like EVER ... and in a choice of colours....
C'mon gmcc, you're better than this
Indy
Guys, guys... like Zammo and pals I normally just say NO when pressured to spell out my Avacta holding on the grounds that frankly it’s nobody's business. But constantly harassed and badgered by absolutely no one on this board to reveal all...I can confirm that the Buy at 14:04 today of £9 (volume = 5) was mine bringing my total investment to a jaw-dropping £207. In Leeds-speak that takes my balls about level with the Marianas Trench, so deep there are weird bottom-feeders taking bites out of them. Only the brave.
You’ll be linking this top-up with Cyril – sorry, Sir Al’s – interview in the widely read (in-PL75's house) Sharebuyer . Wrong - only Richken masquerading as Cyril could’ve given such an intoxicatingly positive spin on Avacta’s prospects. My top-up was in fact to celebrate my lovely lady wife’s small but welcome payout following yet another fall in a Tescos Local.
Clumsy.
Indy
Guys, guys... can I be really honest....although my lovely lady wife calls it me all the time (affectionately of course) I’m no great fan of the word “twat”. So can we please just drop it and if we must resort to name calling use less divisive ones ... “mumble-crust” “muck-spout” “snout-band” immediately spring to mind, or how about my Auntie Joyce’s favourite - “daft-apeth”
So for example: “I'm sorry but you must be talking out of your back passage, Global, you daft-apeth”
Feel the difference?
Lets reach out and make this world a better place guys. Thanks.
Crikey, Cyril’s house buying has stirred up a real hornet’s nest. Me? I have no strong feelings on home ownership - my wife and I are happy to rent our cosy little council house on this very popular estate whilst subletting all the many Housing Association tenancies we’ve managed to acquire over the years. But I guess I’m with the majority of posters – why shouldn’t Cyril sell? It’s a clear sign of confidence in a game changing product due to be launched in a variety of colours but only when this annoying pandemic is finally out of the way and things are completely back to normal.
Until then, don't let the muck-spouts get their grubby hands on your golden tickets guys!! (but equally DYOR)
Indy
Guys, guys.... we need to talk about colour. No not BLM, I mean the colour of our game changing game changer. Do we know the colour yet?
It’s a question I’ve raised repeatedly on here, but despite being home to LSE’s greatest minds, including Global, no one on this board, not even our Lord and Master Ophidean, can give me an answer. And that’s not a criticism of Cyril - sorry, Sir Al. My guess is he’s planning to launch in a range of attractive colours including blue and white for Wednesday fans, red and white for United fans, and dire deathly white for Leeds fans and anyone else condemned to wander the earth without a soul. Yes I have every faith Sir Al knows exactly what colours work best; I just wish my faith was shared by others.
Instead, judging by the ticks MFM’s posts are garnering, I sense a m-m-mutiny growing amongst fellow Avacta devotees. Which puts me in mind of the time my lovely lady wife and I celebrated our 3rd wedding anniversary with a luxury cruise...
Like any responsible parent we made sure the kids had plenty of Haribos before leaving them in the care of Social Services then loading up on tins and other provisions at ‘Khan’s News and Booze’ we took a 70 mile Uber to the embarkation in Rochdale. Just sharing this brings t’romance flooding back... meandering through slightly annoying canal Locks under heavy northern skies it seemed like nothing could shake us from our enchantment until the most bloodcurdling cry: “Gerrroff yer mad cow!!!” Startled I leapt to my feet to witness the Skipper frantically trying to fend off my wife tugging manically on his tiller trying to pull him off. “Help!!” he cried
Although built like a brick house and putting up a fight he wasn’t to know he was up against a former Miss Leeds 1998 Runner Up. I mean it’s not as if she’s tattooed it to her forehead. Oh wait...
Well anyway, there was only ever going to be one outcome; and with an exquisitely timed head-but he was out like a light and over the side leaving my wife victorious at the helm. But this nightmarish spectacle swiftly turned to delight as she straddled the tiller and with arms outstretched, folds flapping in the head wind, she cried out: “I’m flying Jack! I‘m flying!”
And they say romance is dead.
And later, as we sat under caution guests of West Yorkshire Police, no man loved a woman more.
The point of my story is this... no matter how often we might think we could do a better job at the helm we really can’t. Even PL75 isn’t that smart. Only one man can steer us to the promised land and that’s Cyril. So let’s not be grabbing at his tiller trying to pull him off. I for one remain hopeful - not quite as hopeful as I was at the weekend intoxicated by Abritrage1965 ramping the light fantastic – but hopeful nonetheless that one or two of us will still be alive when our game changer finally comes to market
Don't stop believin
Indy
Guys, guys... I’m literally shaking with pride as I type this – not because we learn today my lovely lady wife will not be facing charges for the events in Lidl yesterday (we hope the Cashier and Assistant Manager both make a speedy recovery) but because the level of speculative, intelligent, robust debate on this board earlier today has been of the highest order. Guys, it speaks to the promise of the great Goddess Avacta that articulate posters lock horns over 'when' not 'if' her followers will be handsomely rewarded.... and not a single "twat” thrown in insult.
Ooh, I wanna dance with somebody!
Indy
You always know something's afoot when unfamiliar faces start to appear - and with that I'll say hello to all here and keep it brief since I'm a little bit shy... Hi, my name's Indy and I became a BMN LTH roughly two weeks ago and am already in profit..... ooh.... hold on....no... not yet
So there we are then
Indy
Huge fan of my local Cineworld (Meadowhall) especially after its stunning revamp - and nothing will ever match the big screen experience of films like Dunkirk, Gravity, etc... But reading today's depressing Telegraph article on Disney seems to confirm that what we're witnessing - regardless of any future vaccine - is the terminal demise of mass cinema going. Of course cinemas will continue in some form or other, mostly small independents. But for multinationals with huge auditoria to fill and massive overheads, the credits are rolling.
I know many here will disagree. But denial is not a river in Africa.
Indy
amateur.invest...... I think you may be onto something. I mean, mandating that literally everywhere exudes the life and soul and above cleanliness of a morgue brings huge, huge benefits... you've identified some obvious ones but don't stop there....
Indy
Guys, guys, it seems the Goddess Avacta has already proved transformational! Having been a hostile bear pit where even Leeds fans feared to tread this board has transformed into an inclusive friendly forum where everyone’s voice is heard even Global’s
I’ve actually found the change empowering. Anyone else?
Guys, please don’t think I’m being needy saying this but I’m actually starting to count many of you as friends. I... I feel I can reach out and tell you anything and I was so looking forward to doing just that, sharing harrowing personal histories at the Wetherby £45 a share party which according to Richken’s summer predictions would’ve been in about a fortnight. Damn this Corona virus! Grrr!! And after another fall in the share price today I guess we’re all feeling impatient for that game changing RNS.
And this put me in mind of a Valentine’s meal my lovely lady wife and I shared a few years ago...
She again chose the ‘Salt & Battery’ fish bar in Doncaster famous for its atmospheric flickering batten lights and the intoxicating aroma of sizzling fishcakes producing a sensuous air of northern menace – I mean promise
Granted the proprietor seemed in no rush to batter my wife’s sausage but unwilling to wait any longer she vaulted the counter and began battering him. I’ll spare you the details but the cries set off several car alarms and although we managed to retrieve the poor guy alive from the vat this being my wife’s 14th conviction sentencing was swift and harsh leaving me to single parent our twins Jaycee and Destiny and several cute but lively American pit bulls.
All this talk of lockdown hardship... guys, walk a mile in my Nikes!
Well anyway that was a time ago and I guess the point of the story is this...PATIENCE! Our game changing battered sausage will be done when it’s done, so let’s not all pile on Cyril – sorry, Sir Al. I’m 99% confident some of us will still be alive when our test hits the market and in the meantime just remember why you invested
And remind us occasionally
Indy
Guys, guys, I’m scratching my head as I type this... and not because my lovely lady wife has been struck by head lice again (if only Cyril - sorry, Sir Al - would apply some of them thar affimer technologies to these pesky little bggers) but I’m at a loss to understand all this friendly fire again tonight – one Avacta devotee turning on another. And for what ?? For the crime of holding a difference of opinion??
Without naming names – PL75 - we know we have a small but vocal band of Avacta ultras prone to industrial language, given to play rough with new posters, apt to pistol-whip the odd doubter, the odd dissenter, the odd... bod... in fact pretty much anyone really. But having read their contributions over a few months now I’m convinced that their hearts like their Avacta investment are totally in the right place. There are no bullies on this BB. Just the occasional hot-head. And for all they can be a little over zealous in their support for this share, the ultras have frequently posted some of the most illuminating posts I’ve read on here. PL75 is not on the LSE leader board for his warmth and winning ways and this board would be poorer without him / her
Richken - following your undertaking yesterday to refrain from posting for a while you have posted more copiously than my local delivery office and that Sr is not a criticism – warms the ****les of my heart whenever I read your unswerving positivity
As for Global – whatever his Avacta position, no one can deny he takes a relentless kicking in his stride - a truly admirable quality in this Age of the Snowflake. For me he's earned the right to post whatever the hell he likes and if you don't like it... try this radical solution: ignore him.
Of course, we all know much if not all of these growing antagonisms are purely down to this endless wait for our game changing phone charger RNS. Be honest - would any of us be at each others throats if this share were £3+ ??
Be honest?
Well it’s coming.
Can you feel it?
Well can you??
I can feel it.
The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East...
It's my wife about to disconnect the internet...
Indy
Crikey - after such an intense, rip-roaring, uninterrupted stream of consciousness condensed into a single paragraph the like of which used to terrify me reading Victorian novels my heart is palpitating and my knees have turned a little jelly. And you bought at 0.0056? That must've been literally seconds after the big bang??
Assuming every word of it was true - and I have no reason to doubt it! - congratulations Stu and pass the bottle
Indy