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Snakes - I'm sorry I didn't mean to put you on the spot like that. I'm sure it's perfectly natural for someone to create an account with the sole purpose of deramping one specific stock. But I'm struggling here.... I'm trying to conjure the image of a 'snake' getting "shot down in flames". I mean... you don't get lower than a snake, so to be shot down AND in flames..... ah! .... you were snakes on plane?
Obvious
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Guys, guys – I’m literally shaking as I type this... no not because we’ve been waiting so long now for that monster RNS I can’t remember what Avacta do anymore (I know it’s something to do with game changing phone chargers, so why have I got ‘PRAMS’ on the brain ??!). All I know is I’m so balls deep my scrotum’s dredging the bottom like some sneaky French trawler. But that’s not the reason I’m shaking. I’m shaking because South Yorkshire Police have only gone and slapped me with a £1000 fine for breaching Lockdown, and all because my lovely lady wife had a discreet little house party over the weekend to celebrate another government grant for her Dog Grooming business “Mutter Cutter” which between you and I actually folded 3 years ago after a tragic launch involving Tyson, my wife’s favourite American Pitbull. Although we eventually managed to retrieve the customer’s Shih Tzu from Tyson’s mouth they were understandably disappointed to get it back in several instalments. Shame. Lovely animal.
Anyway, the first I knew about a party was turning into Sandinista Drive with our weekly food bank shop... and there it was in full swing. Now guys please don’t judge; after spending the whole of Christmas lockdown rushed off her feet hosting friends, neighbours, family, and people we’ve never set eyes on before, it was just so nice to see her kick back, ‘bun a ting’, and chill without worrying about where the money was coming from, other than myself of course, and Dishy Rishy, multiple benefit claims, Social Care, charitable grants, insurance claims and various creative ‘enterprises’. I did persuade her to deflate the bouncy castle and kill the search lights to avoid drawing too much attention but it was too late; the ‘bacon’ arrived en mass and you know the rest. So that’s Barbados up the spout and I don’t mean for me. She’s so desperate to get away with her friends from all her online gambling debt and who can blame her. I don’t. Bingo is a disease up there with Cholera and Chicken Pox. And what’s Boris doing about it?? Do you have any idea how much the Higher Rate Disability Living Allowance is?? Put it this way: YOU try living on £1.2k a week! Thank God Rashford gets it.
As for Avacta, well Richken’s £25 by Christmas may have fallen a tad short but we’ll be there or thereabouts come Valentines if we could just get some of these game changing ‘PRAMS’ to market this train will finally explode in the station and BOOM lift off! So strap in guys and hold them golden tickets tight - greedy mm aint having my lil beauties! - this baby’s about to rocket and we’ll all be driving brand new Yaris Hybrids with chrome side sills, 16 inch alloy wheels and (suck on this Alwaysweeing...) panoramic sun roofs!
Keep the faith ye mighty Avactarians! Sing it...
“The moment I wake up every night every day
I know that it’s you I need to chase the flus away
It must be us, us us”
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Joebass - I anticipate your posts like a pre-acned kid in the 80's impatient for his weekly Shoot! fix and you never fail to deliver Joe, always oozing cool and confidence as if you know something the rest of us don't. But lord have mercy what the fk was that you posted earlier .... a poem was it? Was that what it was? Oh no. No, no, Joe. Joe, your talents are in short bursts of uplifting prose not poetry. Trust me. It was bad. It was seriously, inexpressibly sh i te. Was it a sudden rush of blood to the head? Was it the thrill of impending Scally news? Well whatever it was you must never, never attempt poetry again Joe, never, or if you do, you must never post it on here. Yes it literally was that bad. And if it falls to me to say it then so be it. Never post another poem again Joe. Agreed? Do you promise?
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An exquisite life affirming post Turkish - so chuffed for you - and so uplifting after what has been by this board's normally high standards pretty poor fare tonight peppered with childish emotional spasms.
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Guys, guys... I’m literally NOT shaking as I write this, not because I’m starting to feel jaded after so many false dawns, but because I can finally relax after hiding all the kiddies prezzies.... phew! It’s to avoid a repeat of last year’s tearful meltdown when my lovely lady wife, seized by intense late night munchies, ripped open all the little ones’ presents scoffing the chocolate money and flogging what she couldn't eat on ebay.
I know, I know, what kind of a step Dad allows a thing like that to ruin a child's Christmas?? Well, not so fast guys: Khally’s Off Licence is open every day throughout Christmas and having told the kids they could choose anything - literally anything from any aisle - the little tykes did me, mum, and various absent fathers proud continuing to make merry long after I was accidentally locked out of my own house again.
Yes that was the year I literally saved Christmas, and though it can’t have been me they saw kissing Mommy underneath the mistletoe (I was locked out), I think the kids will thank me when they’re older. So... to all things Avacta....
In a nice change to our usual pattern of high expectation / zero delivery, we’ve had a week of zero expectation AND zero delivery... finally...result! Now if we could just keep that up over the coming weeks we won’t need an RNS from Cyril – sorry, Sir Al. Not that ye mighty Avactarians need your spirits lifting... like a Tardis spinning Time Lord, your man Poundcake regenerated into a dead golfing legend to carry on EXACTLY where he left off... ramping the b’jesus out of Avacta to absolutely no effect whatsoever. But say what you like about this feller you cannot fault his positivity. So if he puts it to a second self obsessed vote (should I stay or should I go) I’m voting stay this time and I dunt care if I ‘ang for it!!
Guys, with only 4 trading days left before our beloved Richken’s oft repeated forecast: ‘£15 by Christmas’ I couldn’t feel more merry if I was a little round pudding burning in brandy... Can you feel it? Well can you?? NO??? Hmm...me neither. I’m just not feeling it all guys. So if you’re reading this Cyril – sorry, Sir Al... all we want for Crimble is a no nonsense / no flannel UPDATE. We deserve that much. And to all you beautiful balls deep Avacta devotees still holding / still keeping faith...indeed in the spirit of the season I extend this to you Alwaysweeing and the growing army of Avacta detractors....
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS... Gawd bless us every one
“The moment I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
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True - he will have known all about his pending successor ages before the AGM when his demeanour was anything but that of someone reluctantly being shown the door. People have read too much into it - to me he looked for all the world like someone about to leave his post and all the pressure was off - he even ditched the tie - whereas Sean looked keen as mustard and ever so slightly nervous - and so he should - they're big shoes he's filling.
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Always enjoy your exquisite posts Mercedesman :)
Trucky / Fenixdor - I've been perusing LSE boards on and off for over a decade and whilst yes the odd 'Arnie' and 'Bob' and other pretenders and delinquents pop up from time to time they're so rapidly and decisively dispatched by Dodge, and Bamps, and Paddy, et al, it's almost painful to watch. And because of that I beg to differ with you gentlemen - this is far and away the least "drivel" infested board I've ever encountered or maybe I'm just easily pleased. I admit I contribute nothing, nada, by way of expertise or inspiration and who could begin to match the intoxicating elan of our maestro Hyrdo. No, its enough for me and doubtless others to just sit back and appreciate those who make this board such informative, compulsive reading.
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Goggles - ordinarily (and summat tells me you know this) a defendant would have a duty to disclose any evidence relevant to a claim of negligence. But since this defendant shows no compunction in making Wuhan whistle-blowers disappear my hunch is they'll take some convincing to cheerfully share what they know.
Meantime their economy is doing very nicely indeed thank you. How's ours looking?
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Ah, Bancal.... remember this: "My guess is a drop of 10p or so down to about 22p"
I know, I know ... it probably feels like only yesterday you spoke these immoral words
Hold on....
Don't beat yourself up Sproutsdave, it's an easy mistake but not one those of us who actually ate our sprouts would've made
I dunno... there's an irony about you I can't quite put my finger on
It'll come...
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