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Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this – no not because my lovely lady wife wants a threesome with Janice - our 22 stone single mum of 9 (grandmother to 19) neighbour... (of course I said NO!! – I suffered life changing spinal injuries last time) I’m shaking because I’ve been overwhelmed by the sheer volume of posters who haven’t asked where I’ve been since we were £1.83

Guys, it’s simple: last time I was here Alwaysweeing accused me of [let me get this right] “posting absolute ****e” and “NEVER bringing anything of substance to the BB”. Ok then…alright…WHO kept urging Cyril – sorry, Sir Al – to produce our game changing phone charger in a CHOICE of colours? Eh?? Eh??? That’s right: ME!!

Well all this *****ing triggered an eczema attack so severe my lovely lady wife and I have been up all night for weeks scratching every inch of me. Thankfully I’m over it now. But I’m not over our Maaatt’s life ban. If he hasn’t already let's hope he regenerates / rejoins us again soon – he’ll not be hard to spot - far and away the funniest poster I’ve ever encountered, and yes I include Global. A word about our other resident wit: PL75: like all the best people he divides opinion, but what he lacks in bedside manner he makes up for with razor sharp insight. He might well be the last person you’d want to tuck you in at night but that man has called it consistently right, month in, month out, SP high, SP low. I held back selling up in the summer 2020 not least because of the case he consistently makes for patience. And now I’m sitting on a £112 profit with the the potential of double, triple , maybe even £25 ps by Christmas? (Rich Ken never stipulated which Christmas) Let's hope PL now reigns in the insults a bit; like him or loathe him a permanent ban would deprive this bb of one of its biggest assets.

Is it the Big one next week?? I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in bones...but whatever happens, as our Tony and others braving the big C remind us, less we forget what really counts. But if that elusive RNS should finally land next week then maybe, just maybe, this could be the last time I exhort all ye mighty Avactarians to SING IT !!...

“The moment I wake up,
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this; no not because I’ve finally figured out that [DELETED] is in fact the new account of our old friend [DELETED] after getting deleted, and that [DELETED] who we all knew was just [DELETED] in disguise, is now masquerading as [DELETED] after getting deleted the cheeky get!! Honestly, you just never know who to take SERIOUSLY on this board. Ahh hmm...

No, I’m shaking because tomorrow my lovely lady wife is living the dream guys – she’s having a gastric band fitted privately. It was the Valentine’s gift she insisted on and I can’t say more...don’t want to compromise the surgeon (retired) risking a £200 fine to do the op; lovely guy my wife bumped into Betfred.

See, ever since that shock first place, Sports day - Shot Put – Boys - Senior Level, my wife has really struggled with her body image – she was only 9 at the time and just couldn’t cope with the sudden attention from Newsround and other fascist media; this along with the stress caused by THE most vicious and unrelenting bullying – no, not as a victim (why is it always about the victim??) – but the constant stress of having to cadge money out of Special Needs kids and terrified staff forced her into a life of smoking, drinking, and Call of Duty with daily bouts of Bulimia only worse because....because she could never bring herself to throw it all up again. So the weight just piled on. And guys, she’s tried everything, literally everything to lose it; everything except old wives' tales about diet and moderate exercise. Yeah right.

She actually did quit smoking though, once, and along with those surprise appearances on Crimewatch, seeing my wife go 60 minutes without a cigarette was one of the highlights of our marriage; even ‘Mufasa’ (the kids’ two-day old hamster) perked up and took a last gasp of clean air before dying; just like the rabbits; just like the guinea pigs, the goldfish, the lizards, the spider monkey, all much loved pets at one time or other mysteriously dead from lung related diseases. That’s your next Netflix series right there guys. And when an Education Psychologist asked young Nuttella-FeReal why ALL her pets were called “Mufasa” she said because in our house they always die right at the beginning. Kids. Lol.

But... to all things Avactari, and is it us? Is it finally us?? Me I take encouragement in the fairly positive noises this wkend from PL75 who though so far up himself he poops from his nose has more often than not called it right so far showing grit and wit day in, day out, week in, week out, when so many others have moped and skulked and cut and run from this board. But whatever happens next week, less we forget what really counts as reminded by Tony and other brave Avactarians. That said, £25 by Christmas sounds good to me. So come on Wembley…SING IT !!

“The moment I wake up,
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this… no not because my lovely lady wife has been arrested for a THIRD time this year… caught selling the kids free School Meals and Laptops on ebay (talk about a kick in the teeth - don’t these Fascists realise this is the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that’ll get us out of their economic mess!). I’m shaking because my wife’s eldest from a previous relationship, Nutella-Fe-Real, has just got an E for her Geography O’Level assignment! Woop! Woop! Go Nutella! Guys, it really is an amazing achievement and we’re all so proud. I am (sniffle) literally crying as I type this, and you know what guys, it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever written - 2500 words!…and I mean…I didn’t even know what Coastal Erosion was til I googled it. I thought it was some kind of depressing Morrissey album. Probably will be one day.

But to all things Avacta… and without revealing the shocking things they did to him, this was the week our beloved PL75 revealed he was “already taken” But finding him so typically shy and bashful, so incredibly humble and forgiving, his alien captors must’ve warmed to him instantly, just as we all did. Face it guys, they couldn’t have taken a finer specimen to probe and examine before mercifully setting him free on this board again. Now don’t you get taken again PL75! We need you here. The stars are veiled, something stirs in the East… it’s either a tedious told-you-so post from Alwaysweeing or the latest Poundcake regeneration (cue Dr Who music)……..

WARNING: Arkwright’s ‘Open All Hours’ alert: …this was the week B-B-B-Ben-Ben-BenBenBen got his “titbits” out for the lads prompting drools of approval worthy of a Page 3 stunner. Thanks B-B-B-BenBenBen for making everyone’s W-w-w-WeekWeekWeek. And rejoice! Rejoice! This was the week Our Lord and Saviour Ophidian rose from the dead not once but TWICE, outdoing the Nazarene, Cloughie, Sir Fred Pontin and countless other here today gone tomorrow Messiahs. But O’ Ophidian! Mighty Lord! We miserable, unworthy, ungrateful sinners do beseech thee: do not leave it so long to come and talk down to us

I know, I know, I can talk having long forgotten what I’m actually invested in here – PRAMS is it? Game changing phone charges? All I know is I’m so balls deep my scrotum’s starting to surface in Australia. But you are never alone when strong and long with Cyril, sorry – Sir Al. While scoundrels fret and traitors flee, ye mighty Avactarians stand tall with me! The PRAMS are primed! The phone charges ready! Our reward is ‘soon’ and Richken assures me - £25 by Christmas – at least! So come on Wembley…SING IT !!
“The moment I wake up,
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

Always enjoy your posts Tig... despite the profligate deployment of the usually solitary question mark. Do you grow em in a shed? Sorry.... ??????
Indy

Ah I see - "Bigsexy" in reference to age (big) and 40 yrs professional insight (sexy)

Welcome to the House of Fun Bigsexy
Indy

Taffy - you have every right to give us your negative take on this share, of course you do, but you'll have your work cut out establishing credibility on this board when a quick peek at your posting history reveals this take on the doomed SXX:

"this project will succeed, there is no doubt about that"

Gotta love a guy who knows a winner when he sees one

Indy

Snakes - I'm sorry I didn't mean to put you on the spot like that. I'm sure it's perfectly natural for someone to create an account with the sole purpose of deramping one specific stock. But I'm struggling here.... I'm trying to conjure the image of a 'snake' getting "shot down in flames". I mean... you don't get lower than a snake, so to be shot down AND in flames..... ah! .... you were snakes on plane?
Obvious
Indy

Snakes - just checked your post history. Didn't take long. When you created your account on Friday, was there some other motive apart from to deramp this specific stock?
Curious
Indy

Guys, guys – I’m literally shaking as I type this... no not because we’ve been waiting so long now for that monster RNS I can’t remember what Avacta do anymore (I know it’s something to do with game changing phone chargers, so why have I got ‘PRAMS’ on the brain ??!). All I know is I’m so balls deep my scrotum’s dredging the bottom like some sneaky French trawler. But that’s not the reason I’m shaking. I’m shaking because South Yorkshire Police have only gone and slapped me with a £1000 fine for breaching Lockdown, and all because my lovely lady wife had a discreet little house party over the weekend to celebrate another government grant for her Dog Grooming business “Mutter Cutter” which between you and I actually folded 3 years ago after a tragic launch involving Tyson, my wife’s favourite American Pitbull. Although we eventually managed to retrieve the customer’s Shih Tzu from Tyson’s mouth they were understandably disappointed to get it back in several instalments. Shame. Lovely animal.

Anyway, the first I knew about a party was turning into Sandinista Drive with our weekly food bank shop... and there it was in full swing. Now guys please don’t judge; after spending the whole of Christmas lockdown rushed off her feet hosting friends, neighbours, family, and people we’ve never set eyes on before, it was just so nice to see her kick back, ‘bun a ting’, and chill without worrying about where the money was coming from, other than myself of course, and Dishy Rishy, multiple benefit claims, Social Care, charitable grants, insurance claims and various creative ‘enterprises’. I did persuade her to deflate the bouncy castle and kill the search lights to avoid drawing too much attention but it was too late; the ‘bacon’ arrived en mass and you know the rest. So that’s Barbados up the spout and I don’t mean for me. She’s so desperate to get away with her friends from all her online gambling debt and who can blame her. I don’t. Bingo is a disease up there with Cholera and Chicken Pox. And what’s Boris doing about it?? Do you have any idea how much the Higher Rate Disability Living Allowance is?? Put it this way: YOU try living on £1.2k a week! Thank God Rashford gets it.

As for Avacta, well Richken’s £25 by Christmas may have fallen a tad short but we’ll be there or thereabouts come Valentines if we could just get some of these game changing ‘PRAMS’ to market this train will finally explode in the station and BOOM lift off! So strap in guys and hold them golden tickets tight - greedy mm aint having my lil beauties! - this baby’s about to rocket and we’ll all be driving brand new Yaris Hybrids with chrome side sills, 16 inch alloy wheels and (suck on this Alwaysweeing...) panoramic sun roofs!

Keep the faith ye mighty Avactarians! Sing it...

“The moment I wake up every night every day
I know that it’s you I need to chase the flus away
It must be us, us us”
Indy

Interesting stuff Agusta - and where Norway / the rest of Scandinavia go environmentally, the UK eventually follows. Question: does this radical approach have the support of business / public?

Indy

Joebass - I anticipate your posts like a pre-acned kid in the 80's impatient for his weekly Shoot! fix and you never fail to deliver Joe, always oozing cool and confidence as if you know something the rest of us don't. But lord have mercy what the fk was that you posted earlier .... a poem was it? Was that what it was? Oh no. No, no, Joe. Joe, your talents are in short bursts of uplifting prose not poetry. Trust me. It was bad. It was seriously, inexpressibly sh i te. Was it a sudden rush of blood to the head? Was it the thrill of impending Scally news? Well whatever it was you must never, never attempt poetry again Joe, never, or if you do, you must never post it on here. Yes it literally was that bad. And if it falls to me to say it then so be it. Never post another poem again Joe. Agreed? Do you promise?
Indy

Just imagine how mean spirited you would need to be to openly begrudge a bunch of investors the opportunity in lockdown with the market closed to harmlessly guess the share price a year from now.

Beggers belief.

Indy

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Closing SP 31.12.19 - 1.8p

Closing SP 31.12.20 - 36.9p

Closing SP. 31.12.21 - ???

I'm going for a conservative: 64p. Anyone else??

HNY!
Indy

An exquisite life affirming post Turkish - so chuffed for you - and so uplifting after what has been by this board's normally high standards pretty poor fare tonight peppered with childish emotional spasms.

Indy

Guys, guys... I’m literally NOT shaking as I write this, not because I’m starting to feel jaded after so many false dawns, but because I can finally relax after hiding all the kiddies prezzies.... phew! It’s to avoid a repeat of last year’s tearful meltdown when my lovely lady wife, seized by intense late night munchies, ripped open all the little ones’ presents scoffing the chocolate money and flogging what she couldn't eat on ebay.

I know, I know, what kind of a step Dad allows a thing like that to ruin a child's Christmas?? Well, not so fast guys: Khally’s Off Licence is open every day throughout Christmas and having told the kids they could choose anything - literally anything from any aisle - the little tykes did me, mum, and various absent fathers proud continuing to make merry long after I was accidentally locked out of my own house again.

Yes that was the year I literally saved Christmas, and though it can’t have been me they saw kissing Mommy underneath the mistletoe (I was locked out), I think the kids will thank me when they’re older. So... to all things Avacta....

In a nice change to our usual pattern of high expectation / zero delivery, we’ve had a week of zero expectation AND zero delivery... finally...result! Now if we could just keep that up over the coming weeks we won’t need an RNS from Cyril – sorry, Sir Al. Not that ye mighty Avactarians need your spirits lifting... like a Tardis spinning Time Lord, your man Poundcake regenerated into a dead golfing legend to carry on EXACTLY where he left off... ramping the b’jesus out of Avacta to absolutely no effect whatsoever. But say what you like about this feller you cannot fault his positivity. So if he puts it to a second self obsessed vote (should I stay or should I go) I’m voting stay this time and I dunt care if I ‘ang for it!!

Guys, with only 4 trading days left before our beloved Richken’s oft repeated forecast: ‘£15 by Christmas’ I couldn’t feel more merry if I was a little round pudding burning in brandy... Can you feel it? Well can you?? NO??? Hmm...me neither. I’m just not feeling it all guys. So if you’re reading this Cyril – sorry, Sir Al... all we want for Crimble is a no nonsense / no flannel UPDATE. We deserve that much. And to all you beautiful balls deep Avacta devotees still holding / still keeping faith...indeed in the spirit of the season I extend this to you Alwaysweeing and the growing army of Avacta detractors....

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS... Gawd bless us every one

“The moment I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

True - he will have known all about his pending successor ages before the AGM when his demeanour was anything but that of someone reluctantly being shown the door. People have read too much into it - to me he looked for all the world like someone about to leave his post and all the pressure was off - he even ditched the tie - whereas Sean looked keen as mustard and ever so slightly nervous - and so he should - they're big shoes he's filling.
Indy

Always enjoy your exquisite posts Mercedesman :)

Trucky / Fenixdor - I've been perusing LSE boards on and off for over a decade and whilst yes the odd 'Arnie' and 'Bob' and other pretenders and delinquents pop up from time to time they're so rapidly and decisively dispatched by Dodge, and Bamps, and Paddy, et al, it's almost painful to watch. And because of that I beg to differ with you gentlemen - this is far and away the least "drivel" infested board I've ever encountered or maybe I'm just easily pleased. I admit I contribute nothing, nada, by way of expertise or inspiration and who could begin to match the intoxicating elan of our maestro Hyrdo. No, its enough for me and doubtless others to just sit back and appreciate those who make this board such informative, compulsive reading.
Indy

Goggles - ordinarily (and summat tells me you know this) a defendant would have a duty to disclose any evidence relevant to a claim of negligence. But since this defendant shows no compunction in making Wuhan whistle-blowers disappear my hunch is they'll take some convincing to cheerfully share what they know.

Meantime their economy is doing very nicely indeed thank you. How's ours looking?

Indy

Ah, Bancal.... remember this: "My guess is a drop of 10p or so down to about 22p"

I know, I know ... it probably feels like only yesterday you spoke these immoral words

Hold on....