Madness20 Nov 2020 13:38
Guys, guys...Iām literally shaking as I type this. After many years of gentle persuasion (and small bags of the white stuff) my lovely lady wife has finally agreed (for a few nights only) to refrain from smoking in bed. I just want to see if it really does help alleviate the effects of chronic COPD caused by passive smoking ā if it doesnāt, not to worry, Synairgenās therapies will soon be on stream, though at Ā£3k a pop letās hope itās a stream the NHS can afford. Weāll see. And guys, please, in reply to a fellow poster - my posts do occasionally touch on very private / confidential matters, so be sensible and feel free to share liberally
Thatās the good news
The bad news is that following last weekās big reveal around my wifeās pregnancy I have an update: itās not mine guys. I guess thatās what they call a ādusterā
Gutted, aye, but onwards and upwards; I mean itās not like Iāve never hit a ādusterā before; the twins arenāt biologically mine, the eldest isnāt, the second (or is it third youngest?) isnāt. And the funny smelling one who lives with his Nan isnāt. But to be fair my wifeās absolutely spot on: itās a reminder never to get my hopes up; never to get my feet under the table... this āLittlewoodsā table Iām paying 44.9% APR for with a Ā£199.99 extended warranty
But enough of that...itās been another week of false dawns, endless eye-spying, and just plain old cabin fever for us Avacta devotees, and as our fearsome band of ultras f-art and stretch and rub themselves down ready for yet another weekend of forensic, feverish, but ultimately futile speculation, I take some comfort in a 35% profit on the last of my very last top ups. Now as you all know earlier this week right here on this awesome board I chose like a bride of Christ to publicly renounce Satan and suspend my critical faculties in favour of a simple blind faith approach to investing in what is, letās face it, the most worthy albeit frustrating share many of us have ever been in; and lo, it seems my blind faith has already been rewarded with a wittle bounce off a six month low. Guys, I can almost reach out and touch that Argos Sports-tech Multi-Gym with Stepper
Of course, any credit belongs to Poundcake who since joining this board a few days ago has miraculously called every significant share price movement from January 2018 to date and with a lovely touch of modesty about him too. Cyril, sign him up, Cyril, Cyril sign him up! Sorry...Sir Al.
And how about that whiff of sexual tension between Poundcake & our PL75 on the board yesterday!?! Put me in mind of old Hattie and little Kenneth in Carry on Doctor
You see ā Covid canāt kill romance!
Iām off now for my weekly one man protest down Ash Way, Wetherby...
āWhat do we want? RNS! When do we want it? Shortly!ā
Have a peaceful weekend ye mighty Avactarians !
āAs soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the blues away
It must be us, u