Summer dreams, ripped at the seams, but…oh….13 Jul 2021 10:02
Guys, guys I’m literally shaking as I type this – no, not because my lovely lady wife has finally received her – sorry, his - gender recognition certificate and can now transfer to an all-male prison (HMP Doncaster) and a reunion with son Blake, nephew Zayden, Uncle Jayden, Uncle Hayden, and Nutella’s biological father, Reese – I’m shaking because taking inspiration from so many of you I too contacted my local MP to raise Avacta’s profile and here’s the incredible response I’ve literally just received … like, literally just now, incredible:
“Dear Mr xxxxxx
In reply to your letter of 1 July:
(1). No, the restraining order preventing your wife from attending my surgery does not apply to you.
(2). No, I cannot “have a quiet word” with the Justice Secretary regarding your wife’s sentence for “a bit of furlough fraud along with 27 other offences”
(3). No, I will not raise with the PM, or the Chancellor, or the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs “the amazing Avacta game changing Avacta phone charger from Avacta”
(4). I am returning your enclosed £20 bank note”
Sorry guys, not the response I expected (Galloway’s getting my vote next time).
Guys, having averaged all the way up to £2.80 I’m now looking at an eye-watering paper loss that means I can no longer afford the strictly hush-hush Barnsley Northern Soul Weekender and may even need to cancel my Minecraft magazine subscription. Hard times. But I take comfort knowing the last time Alwaysweeing came on here spraying his doomy, gloomy, narcissistic wee … we shot up 19p!
So hold fast / keep faith ye mighty Avactarians!! Though it's been so long I cannot remember, never forget why you invested here. We are the army! The mighty, mighty Avacta army! Sing it…
“The moment I wake up
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy
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