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Guys, guys, I'm literally shaking as I type this..... Yes the skies are looking grim for Avactarians in this hour (hold fast!!) but look what Mustang74 just did to the word disillusioned - "dsalusioned". Come on moderators, do your job... life ban, surely??
Indy
Wasred.... your spunky little post shook me from my post-Euro final blues - thank you. To sum up, Sir: you're 77 (congrats) and have "never had to confront a complete and utter idiot"
Crikey. I can only marvel at what is clearly something you were born with - the ability to sail through life avoiding all the dimwads and numpties. Extraordinary. By contrast I encounter at least one a day, usually before breakfast - I can't avoid them - I positively attract them.
I hope Turnpike accepts your offer; I hope the opportunity to meet your very first idiot in 77 years proves everything you hope it will be. It's never too late and, trust me, you never forget the first time.
Indy
Joebass, surprised you have the brass neck to show your face here... all that nudge-nudge, wink-wink, trust me, 'you don't know what I know' malarkey last year, interspersed with some particularly naff poetry before scuttling away like a rat when the fan got hit. He may regale this board with far and away the most inaccurate SP forecasts on LSE, but at least our Hydro brings a little charisma.
You..... you bring excreta.
There's a difference.
Indy
Tiggerman... high time I thanked you for your unfailingly buoyant posts. Although too cool to join you and other GGP brothers and sisters at the Stagg, I think it's to your credit that despite our spectacular fall in SP you continue to orchestrate this esprit de corps. If Hydro represents the band stoically playing as we sink deeper and deeper into the abyss, you for me, Sir, are the Captain of our floundering vessel, nobly exhorting all to 'chin up' and determined if need be to go down with the ship. All turribly, turribly English. Oh, and as a fan of the late great Peter Alliss, I found your comments about him / his passing fascinating and touching. He's one of a slew of former BBC commentators that made an array of sports worth watching. You can't say that about modern commentators who so bereft of wit and character and so risk averse for fear of giving offence it's often better to turn the commentary off! These brilliant Euros matches I've been watching have been crying out for a Barry Davies, John Motson, Brian Moore, et al.
Indy
"IndyNial, are you Captan E.J.Smith reincarnated?"
No, Sir, I have no truck with reincarnation or any other pagan nonsense. I have faith in our holy trinity of Bamps figures, St Paddy's images, and Hydro's unfailingly dud SP forecasts - off by only 25% this last month.
Come, let us sing their praises
Indy
"I'm getting the impression they Really dont like me, do they?"
It doesn't matter, Hydro, I like you. And I am not alone, Sir. And as we jolly band of GGP holders continue to sink, blithely, inexorably into the 16p zone (ffs!) with doubtless further to fall despite our charmless CEO's best efforts, despite Bamps figures and St Paddy's satellite shots, your intoxicating posts ring with the same quintessentially English fortitude as the band on the Titanic...
Play on, Sir! For England!
Indy
Hydro .... no one can deny the time / energy you devote to posting your forensic analysis and forecasts, and although I seldom take them seriously I love your trademark nudge-nudge / wink-wink "my contact says..." info. Love it! It gives me the same tingle of excitement I used to get buying the latest edition of Smash Hits.
Last week you asserted: "SP will be 22p next week"
Do you still stand by this?
Indy
I take it back PL... who needs a 'bedside manner' when you can make 'em cry with laughter....
<< Well, hope everyone had fun today. Same time tomorrow? Who’s turn is it to post that they’ve sold out for personal reasons such as a verruca and because their daughter has got a bit too much homework... then immediately start going on about buying a house, a gap in the chart and a missing boat?
It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights...
https://youtu.be/5zaQgbACc1E >>
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this – no not because my lovely lady wife wants a threesome with Janice - our 22 stone single mum of 9 (grandmother to 19) neighbour... (of course I said NO!! – I suffered life changing spinal injuries last time) I’m shaking because I’ve been overwhelmed by the sheer volume of posters who haven’t asked where I’ve been since we were £1.83
Guys, it’s simple: last time I was here Alwaysweeing accused me of [let me get this right] “posting absolute ****e” and “NEVER bringing anything of substance to the BB”. Ok then…alright…WHO kept urging Cyril – sorry, Sir Al – to produce our game changing phone charger in a CHOICE of colours? Eh?? Eh??? That’s right: ME!!
Well all this *****ing triggered an eczema attack so severe my lovely lady wife and I have been up all night for weeks scratching every inch of me. Thankfully I’m over it now. But I’m not over our Maaatt’s life ban. If he hasn’t already let's hope he regenerates / rejoins us again soon – he’ll not be hard to spot - far and away the funniest poster I’ve ever encountered, and yes I include Global. A word about our other resident wit: PL75: like all the best people he divides opinion, but what he lacks in bedside manner he makes up for with razor sharp insight. He might well be the last person you’d want to tuck you in at night but that man has called it consistently right, month in, month out, SP high, SP low. I held back selling up in the summer 2020 not least because of the case he consistently makes for patience. And now I’m sitting on a £112 profit with the the potential of double, triple , maybe even £25 ps by Christmas? (Rich Ken never stipulated which Christmas) Let's hope PL now reigns in the insults a bit; like him or loathe him a permanent ban would deprive this bb of one of its biggest assets.
Is it the Big one next week?? I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in bones...but whatever happens, as our Tony and others braving the big C remind us, less we forget what really counts. But if that elusive RNS should finally land next week then maybe, just maybe, this could be the last time I exhort all ye mighty Avactarians to SING IT !!...
“The moment I wake up,
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this; no not because I’ve finally figured out that [DELETED] is in fact the new account of our old friend [DELETED] after getting deleted, and that [DELETED] who we all knew was just [DELETED] in disguise, is now masquerading as [DELETED] after getting deleted the cheeky get!! Honestly, you just never know who to take SERIOUSLY on this board. Ahh hmm...
No, I’m shaking because tomorrow my lovely lady wife is living the dream guys – she’s having a gastric band fitted privately. It was the Valentine’s gift she insisted on and I can’t say more...don’t want to compromise the surgeon (retired) risking a £200 fine to do the op; lovely guy my wife bumped into Betfred.
See, ever since that shock first place, Sports day - Shot Put – Boys - Senior Level, my wife has really struggled with her body image – she was only 9 at the time and just couldn’t cope with the sudden attention from Newsround and other fascist media; this along with the stress caused by THE most vicious and unrelenting bullying – no, not as a victim (why is it always about the victim??) – but the constant stress of having to cadge money out of Special Needs kids and terrified staff forced her into a life of smoking, drinking, and Call of Duty with daily bouts of Bulimia only worse because....because she could never bring herself to throw it all up again. So the weight just piled on. And guys, she’s tried everything, literally everything to lose it; everything except old wives' tales about diet and moderate exercise. Yeah right.
She actually did quit smoking though, once, and along with those surprise appearances on Crimewatch, seeing my wife go 60 minutes without a cigarette was one of the highlights of our marriage; even ‘Mufasa’ (the kids’ two-day old hamster) perked up and took a last gasp of clean air before dying; just like the rabbits; just like the guinea pigs, the goldfish, the lizards, the spider monkey, all much loved pets at one time or other mysteriously dead from lung related diseases. That’s your next Netflix series right there guys. And when an Education Psychologist asked young Nuttella-FeReal why ALL her pets were called “Mufasa” she said because in our house they always die right at the beginning. Kids. Lol.
But... to all things Avactari, and is it us? Is it finally us?? Me I take encouragement in the fairly positive noises this wkend from PL75 who though so far up himself he poops from his nose has more often than not called it right so far showing grit and wit day in, day out, week in, week out, when so many others have moped and skulked and cut and run from this board. But whatever happens next week, less we forget what really counts as reminded by Tony and other brave Avactarians. That said, £25 by Christmas sounds good to me. So come on Wembley…SING IT !!
“The moment I wake up,
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy
Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this… no not because my lovely lady wife has been arrested for a THIRD time this year… caught selling the kids free School Meals and Laptops on ebay (talk about a kick in the teeth - don’t these Fascists realise this is the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that’ll get us out of their economic mess!). I’m shaking because my wife’s eldest from a previous relationship, Nutella-Fe-Real, has just got an E for her Geography O’Level assignment! Woop! Woop! Go Nutella! Guys, it really is an amazing achievement and we’re all so proud. I am (sniffle) literally crying as I type this, and you know what guys, it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever written - 2500 words!…and I mean…I didn’t even know what Coastal Erosion was til I googled it. I thought it was some kind of depressing Morrissey album. Probably will be one day.
But to all things Avacta… and without revealing the shocking things they did to him, this was the week our beloved PL75 revealed he was “already taken” But finding him so typically shy and bashful, so incredibly humble and forgiving, his alien captors must’ve warmed to him instantly, just as we all did. Face it guys, they couldn’t have taken a finer specimen to probe and examine before mercifully setting him free on this board again. Now don’t you get taken again PL75! We need you here. The stars are veiled, something stirs in the East… it’s either a tedious told-you-so post from Alwaysweeing or the latest Poundcake regeneration (cue Dr Who music)……..
WARNING: Arkwright’s ‘Open All Hours’ alert: …this was the week B-B-B-Ben-Ben-BenBenBen got his “titbits” out for the lads prompting drools of approval worthy of a Page 3 stunner. Thanks B-B-B-BenBenBen for making everyone’s W-w-w-WeekWeekWeek. And rejoice! Rejoice! This was the week Our Lord and Saviour Ophidian rose from the dead not once but TWICE, outdoing the Nazarene, Cloughie, Sir Fred Pontin and countless other here today gone tomorrow Messiahs. But O’ Ophidian! Mighty Lord! We miserable, unworthy, ungrateful sinners do beseech thee: do not leave it so long to come and talk down to us
I know, I know, I can talk having long forgotten what I’m actually invested in here – PRAMS is it? Game changing phone charges? All I know is I’m so balls deep my scrotum’s starting to surface in Australia. But you are never alone when strong and long with Cyril, sorry – Sir Al. While scoundrels fret and traitors flee, ye mighty Avactarians stand tall with me! The PRAMS are primed! The phone charges ready! Our reward is ‘soon’ and Richken assures me - £25 by Christmas – at least! So come on Wembley…SING IT !!
“The moment I wake up,
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy
Taffy - you have every right to give us your negative take on this share, of course you do, but you'll have your work cut out establishing credibility on this board when a quick peek at your posting history reveals this take on the doomed SXX:
"this project will succeed, there is no doubt about that"
Gotta love a guy who knows a winner when he sees one
Indy