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Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as a I type this, no, not because our Jaycee, 6, keeps moaning that he spends more time with his psychologist than he does me. “What do you think puts weed on the table?” I said. “That’s right, son – benefits. And benefits don’t always come easy. So your old man’s out there every fortnight rain or shine faking Job Centre Plus interviews; he's selling Nike knock-offs on Ebay and filling out Betfred slips. And what about all them food poisoning and personal injuries – they don’t just claim themselves, son”

Kids. Honestly. You flog your guts out…and now these skiving Teachers mean I’ve got all 7 off school today. That’s right, SEVEN ADHD step-kids bouncing off my walls and I’ve barely enough ganja for three

Thanks Teachers!!

But that’s not why I’m shaking. I’m shaking because I’m disappointed with some of the people on this board, people I’ve come to care about like brothers, sisters... Greggs. I’m looking at you Mowzer, Rorkes, PL, Tims, even you McNnulty, in fact ALL you hardcore Avactarians that have been here since Cyril - sorry, Sir Al – started flogging glow in the dark LFTs from a suitcase in Batley. You’ve all been letting me post shxte for 2 ½ years under the misapprehension that Avacta are about to launch a game changing phone charger, when all the while you knew…THERE IS NO CHARGER!

Month after month, post after post, I’ve embarrassed myself like a tin-eared masturbating sealion - as if one’s not enough on here. And you said nothing to stop me? Why guys??

Why did I have to do my own research to find that instead of a revolutionary phone charger I’m balls-deep in a company trying to revolutionise cancer treatments (yawn) delivering chemo without them niggly side effects (Zzzzz). I mean where’s the thrill in all that?? Although it does bring to mind the time my lovely lady wife raised £3000 doing ‘Race for Life’…

Race for Life. Lol. She ended up running for her life all the way down Westgate…

Bending over to tie her fake Louis Vuitton’s she split her plus, plus size lycras causing mass panic at the Start and a stampede. So many people in pink with life-changing crush injuries. But at least the £3k she raised helped pay for desperately needed treatments… her botox, nail extensions, facial hair removal (it’s true – it does grow back thicker), and two weeks living the dream in Center Parcs just her and her besties (me and the kids would’ve got under her feet)

So listen up guys, you’ve put me in an emotionally fragile place; I’ve got ‘Every body hurts’ on a loop (my lovely lady wife's body absolutely kills but she can't help that - it's a disease). I feel it’ll be a while before I can reach out to any of you again which is sad. So many happy memories on this board, but now…I’m not sure I could look any of you in the face again

So, just to be clear Avactarians, old and new…Avacta are not, repeat NOT in the business of making a game changing phone charger

Gutted
Ab

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because my neighbour’s changed his internet password forcing me to take out a broadband subscription, I’m shaking because our youngest - Jayden-Talib, 7 - says he’s going to cut down to just 5 roll ups a day (bless him) just to help Daddy through this nasty cost of living crisis. Guys, I’m not going to lie, this whole financial crisis is really starting to mess with my mental health. Seriously. I’ve even started … started having dark thoughts. You know… about getting a job.

No I’m not exaggerating!! Why would I make something like that up!?? I’ve tried reaching out to Gary Neville but he’s not replied to any of my TikTok messages, hypocrite. And as if I’m not fragile enough with a lovely lady wife in HMP Leeds de-transitioning from female to male back to female, I’m now SERIOUSLY thinking about getting some kind of (oh Christ) ... paid employment.

Guys, there are lots of clever people posting clever stuff on this board but do any of them have the first idea how much it costs a single Dad to feed 9 growing kids none of which are his? Well do you??? I’m now having to restrict my kids to just three Uber Eats a day which is starting to make some of them lose weight thus totally undermining the BBC ‘body positive’ messaging. I mean how the hell are they supposed to embrace childhood obesity now??

Narr feck it. Sorry guys but feck this cost of living of crisis. Who cares if Wyndrum thinks I’m getting ahead of myself - I’ve just booked two weeks in a Hoseasons Bronze Class caravan park because next year I fully expect Avacta to blow the bloody doors off with their game-changing thingy what they’ve been testing. Yeah, yeah, I said the same thing last Christmas and the Christmas before. But don’t just take my word for it, take it from someone whose investment opinion you KNOW you can trust. No, not Myles, clever though he is. I mean Sujood aka Andy.... 2023 is going to be transformational for Avacta! Absolutely nailed on like Jesus to the cross, and look what an inflection point that was for him!

So come all ye faithful Avactariansl! Maybe the SP has been a bit underwhelming. But puff them big manly chests out you beautiful holders you! Joyful and triumphant in 2023!

Oh come let us adore him! Oh come let us adore him! Oh come let us adore him, Cyril - sorry, Sir Al - the Lord!

Merry Christmas!
Indy

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because I’ve just had to turn away a desperate family of 9 to whom my lovely lady wife (still in HMP Leeds) somehow managed to sublet our 2 bedroom council house under the government’s ‘Homes for Ukraine’ scheme, I’m shaking because in response to the cost of living crisis Paddy Power have thoughtfully opened up a shop right next door to our local Food Bank! YEY!! So whereas before our youngest had to lug huge sacks of groceries a full 10 yards to Betfred, now she barely needs to break sweat! Happy days.

Well guys it’s been 3 Prime Ministers and a Monarch since I last posted and as you know I’ve long forgotten what AVACTA actually make. I vaguely recall someone saying something about a game changing… something… (phone charger was it?) but as a busy single parent with prison visits to make, Christmas channels to watch, Social Workers to evade, when it comes to choosing my AIM investments, I haven’t the time to spend on the detail. I’ve seen too many small investors go out of their minds researching what an AIM company actually does before taking a position. That’s not me. Uh, uh.

My strategy? I’m all about the name. And who can resist the magnificent, mighty, manly sounding name of AVACTAHHH !!! Manly, like a lion’s rooooaaaar!!

“Then suddenly, through the dark, dense jungle, rising above the sound of distant drums, came a mighty ….AVACTAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”

Feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up?

That’s why we’re here, guys.

That’s why we hold and wait. “Ooh …” fret the bed-wetters “but does it work? Does it even work??!” They sound just like my Jobcentre Plus Work Coach… When did you last work, Mr Nial? Are you looking for work, Mr Nial? Why have you never worked, Mr Nial? Fer cryin out loud give it a rest! Just have a little faith, guys! Unlike the adults on my street OF COURSE IT WORKS!! IT WORKS DAMN IT! IT WORKS!!!

But then the cynics cry: “How can you be sure it works if you don’t know what ‘it’ is??” Sweet Jesus weeping on the cross…BECAUSE IT’S IN THE NAME!!! Do the Math! How can a company with a name like AVACTA make stuff that doesn’t work??! Hello????

Honestly. Some people.

But for the doner kebab munching real men amongst us - our time is finally coming! That’s right, guys - not long now! Can you feel it?? I can feel it. I don’t just mean Cyril – sorry, Sir Al’s latest tweet. It may be a year from now… maybe 10 years, 20… 30 years max …our time is finally coming! So puff out them big manly chests ye mighty Avactarians! Hold fast! Keep faith! Sing it…

In the jungle the mighty jungle
AVACTAHHH roars tonight!!

Indy

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no not because on day release from HMP Leeds my lovely lady wife suffered mild concussion trying to evade Security at Trinity shopping centre (she tripped over her mobility scooter and of course she’s suing the manufacturers – you try leaping over a 4-wheel ESport Royale with a Greggs in one hand and stolen goods in the other – those things are killers!), I’m shaking because I’ve just read Energyshares masterpiece “Why?”

Guys, it’s not just post of the week but post of the year for me, in fact there’s only one other time I’ve had a similar thunderbolt of lightening moment… Jan, 2001, Gala Bingo, Dewsbury. The night I first set eyes on my lovely lady wife, her honey blonde hair extensions falling round her shins, her puffed-out cheeks flushed under shimmering lights as she successfully resisted 4 of West Yorkshire Police’s finest. It’s true what they say - you just know when you’ve met The one.

Guys, I think we’re all breathing a little easier after a torrid 2022 for long term holders, am I right? And like many of you I too have managed to bring my average down to a tasty £2.37 although I don’t know why my £14 Buy at 8:45am yesterday was showing as a Sell. Clearly someone is trying to manipulate something for… for… someone. Hmmm! Wonder why? Hmmm! And is anyone else struggling to Buy this morning?? I’ve been trying since 8am! Hmmm! Pesky market makers !!

Guys, for some of us life is just a constant round of prison visits, Social Care conferences, school truancy board meetings and PS5 FIFA 21, it leaves little time to keep up with old friends here on this fabulous board. But I am always here in spirit. And one day – and that day is coming sooner than you think – the whole world will be going to bed fumbling under duvets and waking up clutching one our game changing phone chargers!

Can you feel it? Well can you??? I can feel it. It’s coming guys… it’s coming reeeeal soon! So puff out them big manly chests ye mighty Avactarians!! It's our time and we bow to no one with or without a pen-is!! Sing it!!!

“The moment I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
To chase the flues away
It must be us, us, us”

Indy

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this – no not because my lovely lady wife has just been caught attempting a prison breakout disguised as a Tina Turner tribute (the improvised wig was perfect…she just couldn’t quite conceal the tats and six o’clock shadow) - I’m shaking because my step daughter, Lacrisha Brianna, has just given birth to 13lb Sambuca Kalisha - which makes me a very proud step Grandfather! Lacrisha’s Social Worker says we might even get to see baby Sambuca before she’s put up for adoption which would be the best Christmas present ever because, face it guys, Christmas is for kids, right?

Guys, I know my recent absence from this fabulous board has led to wild speculation that I sold but it’s a lie. As a skint single step parent to 6 I just don’t get time to post anymore; too busy juggling School meetings, Youth Courts, and Social Care conferences on Zoom. Seriously guys, sitting around skimming TikTok videos during endless online meetings gets so draining I sometimes forget to buy scratch-cards. On Friday I even forgot to place the kids and Staffies nightly Just Eat orders. No they did NOT go hungry!! What kind of step Dad / dog owner do take me for?! I bought a dozen discounted chicken tikka wraps from the BP garage washed down with some quality export tins, and bless em the kids (and dogs) were all made up, especially tiny Treyvon, aged 7… “God help us, every one!” he yells. Lol!

So no, I have NOT sold! Unlike some I’m not giving up my babies til £25 per share and guys I’m getting a little tired of the bellyaching on this board. People need to remember why they invested. Do people really think the world’s not crying out for a game changing phone charger anymore?? Do people really still not get the benefits of a fully charged mobile phone??!! Cyril – sorry, Sir Al – didn’t just become a bad CEO overnight!! It took months. So let’s all get behind him and keep faith in our investment. In my case, 491 golden tickets averaging £1.79. Sweet

Finally, it’s time to vote for your ‘Avactarian of the Year’ and I’ve gone for TEMPLAR who surely wins for this gem alone: “To the person who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now” Hahaha! That’s the spirit!!

And to all my slightly depressed but brave and beautiful fellow Avactarians I simply say … chin up guys! 2022 is the nailed on transformational year 2021 should have been – and if it is, just remember who called it first. That’s right - Sujood (no need to thank him).

So Merry Christmas all, and to all a HUAppy New Year! Sing it…

The moment I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
To chase the flus away
It must be us, us, us

Indy

Guys, guys, I’m literally shaking as I type this, no, not because my lovely lady wife has beaten off all competition to play ‘Hagrid’ in HMP Leeds Christmas panto ‘Harry Potter & the Stoned Philosopher’ – and I do mean ‘beaten’ all competition, adding another 6 months to her sentence. I’m shaking because I’ve just had a reply from HRH Prince William to my Earthshot idea to save the planet. It came to me in a flash during an adjournment to my step-daughter Nutella’s court case....

Recyclable condoms!! I mean… hello??… why’s no one thought of it before?!!

So I sent my concept to HRH together with other stuff I wanted to raise and this was his VERY encouraging reply …

“HRH Prince William has asked me to acknowledge your letter of the 22 Sept 2021 and responds as follows:

(1) He is not minded at this time to lend his support to the concept of ‘recyclable condoms’
(2) He is unable to ‘chase up’ with the relevant body a third party HUA application
(3) He is unable to ’have a word’ with the Home Secretary in relation to your wife’s sentencing

Notice the “at this time” bit?? Meaning he might support it in future! And how many of you can say you’re in touch with our future King?? Mom would be so proud

Turning to all things Avacta, this board’s been getting really fractious of late with new faces, old faces, and frankly multiple-faces appearing; rampers, derampers, cross-rampers, and, in keeping with the times, trans-rampers - which I fully support by the way (please don’t cancel me LSE!) Guys, being a single parent to 5 step kids, several Pitbulls and a pet python, all presenting challenging behaviours, I’ve often struggled falling asleep. Which is why Wyndrum is my favourite deramper. I find that by the time I’m 9 or 10 paragraphs into one of his posts I’m out like a light. So big thanks to him!

Now I know we’re all strapped in ready for the big £2.50 finish! But I for one don’t care if it’s today. I don’t care if it’s today, next week or next year, I know where this baby’s going, and though I’m often accused of putting all my ££ eggs in one basket I say this: it’s MY housing benefit, I’ll do what I want with it! So hold fast ye mighty Avactarians! The die is cast and our big, beautiful day is coming! Sing it….

“The moment I wake up
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to chase the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

Guys, guys, I'm literally shaking as I type this - no, not because having self-identified as a man my lovely lady wife has re-self-identified as a woman and having been released from Solitary she’s currently living the dream running the entire East Wing of HMP Leeds - a stunning achievement for a female con in an all male prison and a real life lesson for our eldest, Nutella, currently on remand for assaulting a Careers Officer, that you can be anything you wanna be if you put your mind to it - I’m shaking because while all the talk this week has been about the long awaited Bond release the real high-octane stuff was unfolding online in a spine-tingling webinar featuring our very own Mr Cool, Mr Calm, Mr Pre/CISION highly specific substrate for fibroblast activation protein-a(FAPa), yes, I’m talking Mr Transformative, Transformative, Transformative, Cyril – sorry, Sir Al – setting out his vision to take on the global Spectre (mwahahaha!) of Covid and Cancer.

What a guy! What a share! What a shumper!

And seriously guys, how lucky are we to be here?! No, I don’t mean Leeds; I mean HERE, in on the ground floor of a biotech start-up that could be worth $billions in 2-3 yrs transforming the lives and outcomes of Cancer patients everywhere! Myles McNulty has come in for some stick of late but long before some of you were born he's been calling this a 'once in a life time' opportunity, and I believe time will prove him absolutely right.

Aroused? Not so fast! I haven’t even begun to talk dirty about our game changing phone charger soon to be selling in the zillions as more and more of us discover the amazing benefits of charging our mobile phones.

Yeah, yeah, you’ve been banging this Avacta drum for years Indy, so what’s changed, you ask.

Duh!! Let me put it sooo simply that even I understand: Pre/CISION can be incorporated into a drug conjugate linker for release of the targeted warhead in the tumour microenvironment! So suck it up doubters!! Yeah, I’m looking at you Ndn71!! And at risk of stating the blindingly obvious: significant toxicities such as mylosupression and peripheral neuropathy limit the effectiveness of paclitaxel-based treatment regimens!! But I guess you already knew that.

So hold fast ye mighty Avactarians!! Be strong! Be fearless! Be in no doubt our Cyril – sorry, Sir Al – knows exactly what he’s doing with all that there Pre/CISION malarkey !! Sing it…

“The moment I wake up
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

Guys, guys, I'm literally shaking as I type this, no not because my lovely lady husband (formerly wife) is in solitary for assaulting three Lifers and a visiting Anger Management Therapist, I’m shaking because POD65 posted this yesterday: "… I’m staying in [Avacta] partly due to Poirot, Ophidian, Bella and other amateur research analysts..." But…...PL75 deserves a big shout out, surely? Okay, okay, we know he can be a little rough with dissenters and maybe his bedside manner doesn’t always work so well outside Leeds, but by golly he’s been consistently right these last 18 mths reigning in expectation when some of us (me for instance) got way ahead of ourselves banking Richken’s £25 by Christmas (to be fair he never said which Christmas) and always falling for Sujood’s good old ‘Annie’ routine: “Tomorrow, tomorrow, bet ya bottom dollar that tomorrow, we’ll be rich. It’s coming. Thank me later. Well done all. Annie.”

And talking of dissenters, Guys, are we snowflakes or grown men / women? Are we hard enough to tolerate disagreement without bawling like a baby trying to turn this fabulous board into a dull echo chamber? I’m a diehard Avactarian; I believe we’ll sell all the game changing Phone Chargers we can make, but I don’t want to see doomsters and dissenting voices cancelled. Why? Because I’m not in the Brownies. Because I’m relaxed about having my faith tested even by derampers. Because this board isn’t moderated by the Chinese Communist Party...yet

One incessant poster who only appeared a few weeks ago devotes half his/her posts trying to silence other posters who have the nerve to challenge Cyril – sorry – Sir Al's somewhat elasticated timescales

Guys, here’s a coping strategy I learnt as a kid watching grown ups deal with other grown ups they happen to disagree with….ignore em. That’s right. If certain posters stick in your craw, try this simple remedy… Don’t. Read. Their. ****. Posts. And if you filter them, don’t then ask the rest of us to copy/ paste what they’re saying (!)

Finally, I can’t have been the only one to get a little lump in my throat knowing we are now actively evaluating AVA6000 with a patient. I mean, how unbelievably exciting is that? We’ve all lost loved ones to Cancers - TonyFawcett is, I believe, still fighting it (best of British to him). So let us all unite with pride to be invested in a UK firm that may one day even help extend our own lives or our nearest and dearest.

Current SP stinks, I agree, but I'm sure our first clinical trial patient would gladly trade places with any one of us. So hold fast and keep faith ye mighty Avactarians!! Sing it…

“The moment I wake up
every night, every day
I know that it’s you I need
to test the flus away
It must be us, us, us”
Indy

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