RE: HE1 & The Stubborn Ketchup Bottle 🚀7 Feb 2025 10:31
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The analogy to your scenario!
Sitting in the Wimpy Bar and the waitress delivers your burger and chips🍔🍟
You lift the plastic tomato 🍅 with the green top
Lift, squeeze, shake, thump on the table - nothing!
Bend a prong on your fork, scrape away the congealed, now black, excess gunge, and plunge the prong into the supposed outlet!
Lift, squeeze, shake, thump with your fist - nothing!
With your knife, clean round the green cap and proceed to fight with the tomato to unscrew the filthy cap - Success👍
Once more, up end the tomato, squeeze, shake, thump - still sfa!
Peer into the tomato 🍅 🧐
Observe a dried up congealed mess inside, with no chance of being useful!
Anyway, ketchup can be presented in different ways, but with the luck I’ve had with HE1 this last four years, we’re probably talking a sachet you have to bite open with your teeth!