In Orchard Grove1 Apr 2019 13:20
Firstly, very sorry for all IOG shareholders. None of us want fellow investors to suffer losses.
Anyway, changing the subject, a few weeks ago I offered a neighbour I'm very fond of ,Col RX Dav, £ 1 m for his house, In Orchard Grove. I'd heard he had a high interest mortgage from a bank which had just gone into administration because it couldn't pay its depositors. The mortgage repayments started in a few months and the Colonel had no obvious income to meet these repayments. He rejected the offer as derisory and when he heard I'd gone to the bank and offered to buy the mortgage off them so some of the depositors' money could be repaid ASAP he retold everyone who would listen I was seeking to take advantage of the depositors.
Today I heard he had agreed to sell half his house for £ 250,000. So half the 'derisory' price I had offered just a few weeks ago. So I went round to talk to him but he wouldn't answer the door. He was obviously watching one of his favourite films The Deer Hunter as I could see through the lace curtains a man holding a pistol to his head and the sound of manic laughter.
Walking away I bumped into his neighbour General A Alamein who had tried to help and guide poor old Colonel Dav in his troubles. Apparently during his military service Colonel Dav was taken captive by the sinister cult Badisgood and whilst in captivity unspeakable advantages were taken both of his body and mind. For example he was stripped, his hands and feet tied behind him, and made to type out on a computer Badisgood Badisgood hundreds and hundreds of times. Whilst in captivity, a crack team including Majors Dunderhead, Workover, UnityTwo, Siberian, Jimmy00 and Denzill bravely managed to reach the Colonel and show him an escape route. He refused, suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, and kept typing Badisgood Badisgood Badisgood.