observingmen26 Jan 2013 22:45
As far as I can tell:
1) He is happy to p*ss in his own swimming pool but draws the line at doing the same in someone else's, especially if their swimming pool has any sort of "corporate governance" about it.
2) He will sh*t on his own doorstep but again is unlikely to perform the same act on someone else's, No idea if a "corporate governance" doorstep is any different to an ordinary one in this context.
3) He appears to have a bit of a phobia about jelly.
4) The word "trouble" resonates strongly with him.
5) Sockpuppets are strictly off limits in his world.
The good news is that these principles have served him well in what , we can only assume, has been a highly rewarding life to date. We are truly blessed to have him amongst us.