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Hi John 90,

Any relation to Joe 90?

I've been to the Lensbury as a Shell guest. London Scottish were training nearby at the time. Must have been good, we stole a towel.

GLAXXX

Romaron,

That was a nasty dig to NH at the end. The dogging gear has to be sold as he unfortunately went short on Captain Tom. Ouch!!

GLAXXX

All,

Siri Knutsen well on the way to Alma/Galia/Enquest Producer. Life in the old girl yet.

GLAXXX

Jan,

If that proves untrue I will find a boiled egg with my healing hands (apparently) and you know where it is going!!

Tomorrow just under 1.5 billion income I'll keep shtumm on the rest to see how close I was and then refine my spreadsheet madness.

GLAXXX

You mean Pam Ferris?

BTFATH,

Everyone can isolate how they like. As long as you and the gardener are into that kind of social distancing it's fine by me.

GLAXXX

GKB,

Counter productive. The goats would eat his forest.

GLAXXX

L7,

My daughter is just down the road form Pelle in Lund. I spoke to her on Saturday as she sat by the fountain outside the Grand Hotel where it was busier than normal and she was waiting to do her restaurant shift. Not much distancing going on there. Her route home via Copenhagen was closed weeks ago but no need to come back anyway. I watch the Worldometer Coronavirus stats and pleased to see Sweden dropping down the rankings.

Stay safe out there my virtual friends.

Now, back to the boom.

GLAXXX

Hi L7,

I missed the "gross" on the update range. I retract that comment. Don't do spreadsheet "researh" (sic) at one o clock in the morning.

No festival for Edinburgh this year. Will that be strange or a relief?

GLAXX

All,

Shetland Times: https://www.shetnews.co.uk/2020/04/01/breaking-jobs-at-risk-at-sullom-voe-terminal-as-low-oil-price-and-coronavirus-impacts-north-sea-sector/

January production, boepd with Malaysia estimates about 500 over annual guidance. Kraken January well below March update midpoint so must be full guns February /Early March with probable ramp down therafter due to current scenarios (necessity/staffing).

SVT storage conversations not "fake news" just inquisitive thinking and a bit of forum based researh surely.

I don't have the insight of a lot of you but where the f**k is this all going. Fasten your seat belts.

GLAXXX

All,

Update but no timeline.

https://www.offshoreenergytoday.com/enquest-cleared-to-decommission-alma-and-galia-fpso/

What's the difference between 1m and 0.75m below the seabed? Who'd have thought.

Last offload or does she sail away with a bellyful?

OGA January tomorrow?

So many questions.

GLAXXX

All,

No idea if it is practical but from May 18 Shetland Times; "SVT general manager Derek Liversidge said that while half the stabilisation train could be scrapped, no reduction in tank capacity was envisaged.

Might just need to double check inside Tank 15 before they fill it, might be a few nightclub remnants in there. No idea where that all came from.

GLAXXX

All,

Either; "Stay at home. Protect the NHS. Save lives"

Or three weeks later; "Protect your home. Save the NHS. Stay Alive"

GLAXX X (an extra one for troubled times)

L7, Romaron,

I have a notion that this is possibly a community even if it is made up of mostly objectionable agenda driven b^^stards. The following is not conclusive but: Romaron, your current social reportage is appreciated and hits home, Spindok look after you and yours, Pelle watch the D word, GKB watch the D word, Chilting stay marine wary, Squif and Epiphany keep on with the insight, monkey be monkey, steelwatch come on over, HMH give us occasional Viking and if i've missed anyone then we won't have a clue if any of us die anyway. Stay safe. It's coming.

As an aside NH has been nominated employee of the week fom the "Comfort Crotch" sales team. Really putting himself out now as a keyworker, he thinks he's selling them but they are all free

GLAXXX

Me too. The real ones not the phoney therapists.

GLAXXX

PR Daynes,

I look a bit further and it was your comment not the filtered you know who or the other one. In the spirit of Corona kindness and for clarity you are definitely not on my list. That's cleared that up.

GLAXXX

All,

I'm a little filtered but if the two assets being discussed are Thistle/Heather then I believe they committed to no restart of Heather just as this was kicking off.

https://www.energyvoice.com/oilandgas/north-sea/227630/exclusive-enquest-calls-time-on-fire-hit-north-sea-platform/

I agree that the wording of the recent OU does allow Thistle to restart eventually and I think that was how it was intended.

GLAXXX

ALL,

So as Modestus post a bit later that is a "shut in". Will know if tanker gaps increase. The irony of that!!

Still looking for a last tanker to Enquest Producer. Maybe know more next week. Gold star to the first sighting regardless.

Enquest Undressed had to close following government guidelines. Never mind the pandemic insurance we never had a licence or permission to use the terminal. New troll resourced venture to be announced as and when required. Just a blurry memory of smoke, hips and sequins. Mum wants him to train up as a delivery driver, I'm telling her he's all full of promises but never delivers.

GLAXXX

All,

How does this sit?

OU gives Kraken 39k bopd gross Jan to mid March so call that 3 months and a Kraken full year mid range at 32250 boepd gross. Allowing for a three week outage for maintenance and ramp up/ down that takes Kraken to a working average month at about 32k bopd gross. 7k bopd less than Q1 production. Kraken is being held back due to low oil price.

Would that happen?

GLAXXX

https://www.energypeople.com/news/story/enquest-workers-suspend-strike-action-at-oil-terminal

GLAXXX