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Hi Banana Joe,

I think it was a million pounds sterling!!

GLAXXX

Hi,

"Peculiar movements" indeed. Worth repeating in case anyone missed it.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/nfer1xyl5ajwf7c/Ramform%20Vanguard.jpg?dl=0

This is not photoshopped and I couldn't believe my luck as it emerged.

GLAXXX

Morning Romaron,

The EnQuest LSE UT price on the 30 December 2022 will be 43.25p. You already have the postal address!!

GLAXXX

Hi

10th September 21 Enquest Energy Director John Penrose "We actually reviewed the subsurface and the benefit of that and actually just gone back to a traditional water flood, so we’re no longer reliant on that West of Shetland gas. They’ve removed that line so, in a way, you’re in control of your own destiny now rather than another source of gas to support you.”

According to OGA figures Enq did inject gas in September 21, but only a small amount compared to other months (sporadic over last year) maybe predating the announcement above. They did not inject gas in October.

I think the crossover gas is the West of Shetland imported stuff "third-party gas not required for injection activities". The big question is can they sell it for a huge profit.

I think Comrade Tarmak knows the end date of that gas purchase contract.

GLAXXX

Hi McL7,

You were right, they haven't responded as swiftly as the previous chivvy. Guerilla tactics may be required.

Below is a stab recognising figures are mid month OGA and end month for eng updates and comparing to OGA boepd. All part of the fun.

GEAD at 328 to October gives 3217 for whatever portion of October was post deal finalisation. Rest accounted for in deal clawback so that as a total looking like 11,200 for October.

I have Magnus just over 7.2k boepd so still in recovery from various actualities.

Interesting to see if GKA recovery has momentum. I see it up about 1200boepd on September.

Before anyone refers me, I know I'm overthinking this, but wtf it's fun and I have champagne incoming.

GLAXXX

Hi,

If you are still out there McLondoner 7, I have just emailed OGA and asked them to push the October button!!
My daughter does GIS programming, maybe I should offer her up to automate it for them.

GLAXXX

Hi Romaron,

Have just emailed. Will try to drink it from a pint glass and then type nonsense.

GLAXXX

. . . from Kraken obvs . . .

Hi

Altera Wave now at Aberdeen has been flagged at Scapa Flow on Jan 8th

GLAXXX

Romaron,

"Predictions on oil are nearly impossible" . . . . although I am looking forward to a certain 2021 competition result , , , ,

Before it goes ballistic:

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In fact, if you have any notion that the fantasy drivel of a late night lunatic bears any credence, then you should probably sell it all off and put it in a piggy bank before Amjad says Boo to another Golden Eagle.

HNY All XXX

Hi

Nice, finish the year with a slap on the wrist

https://www.energyvoice.com/oilandgas/north-sea/376584/enquest-pulled-up-by-hse-after-fire-and-explosion-risk-flagged-on-magnus/

HNYXXX

Awww Krak,

He did say "all" !!

I'll offer the same Xmas wishes to all, but add a huge pile of much needed festive healing for the bottom feeders. They know who they are.

Would post more but Hannon has just chundered over everyone in the anti grav simulator.

GLAXXXmas

Hi,

I'm not getting political but the one thing the streaming streak of pish Boris has going for him is he likes to host a party. If, and I do qualify that with a big IF, we ever host and attend a 60p (or otherwise mitigated ? pence party}, I have always had the notion that we should wear numbers or likewise, and the first twenty minutes is trying to ascertain the virtual identities of others in the room, with a prize for the most accurate identifications. White coats, flares and cuban heels, shorts, spacesuits and chamois leather leapord print g strings being giveaways. Just thinking ahead as we bide the dark before dawn.

In the meantime we are soon likely to have lucky Heather banging on our back door which means that we are either destined for a curse and a shoddy tarmac or the Snergelly Hose is about to be deployed.

GLAXXX

Hi

Heather Knutsen just left Rotterdam. For Kraken Tuesday morning.

GLAXXX

Hi,

So Petroatlantic has just been flagged up at Scapa Flo as tba from Kraken. Thing is, Petroatlantic is currently on a mercy mission to Alba, Petronordic having yesterday aborted pre penetration and now making her way to Stavanger, no doubt looking for the chepest Snergelly Hose repair shop. Who the frikk is running this show? Personally, I think the Teekay/Knutsen Macduff Xmas party went tits up as usual. Nobody has a clue what boat they are on or where they are going. All a bit frenzied like insulators at a glue convention. Hair of the dog and a fistful of panadol will see this right by morning. I'll keep you posted.

GLAXXX

Hi,

Riddle me this. Majors appeared to be looking to get out of North Sea commitments for whatever reason. BP has just bought back into Foinaven and Andrew. Why? Production or carbon capture assets? Anybody clever out there? GLAXXX

Q1 22 of course.

Hi,

Some Orcadian reporting and press today. If it wasn't obvious they were looking at recycling an FPSO then it is now “Certainly we are looking at [FPSO] redeployment candidates, but we’re still looking at a fair amount of modifications to those,” Mr Brown explained, noting that its use of polymer flood and wash tanks were atypical process equipment choices. (Crondall will again assist with FPSO modifications.) " I haven't a clue how adaptable EP is but fingers crossed. Timings align also as both Orcadian and Enq had suggested end Q1 21 decision/news.

GLAXXX

Hi,

I care, but in a special loving kind of a way.

GLAXXX

Hi,

Thanks Oil,

I had forgotten that a difficult surname was an investment bad. You say Boozoozoo I say Beeseesu, let's call the whole thing off.

Have you ever worn a tight fitting spacesuit? A niche part of the CUNST project is to get to the bottom of "how a go-go goes in space* and unsurprisingly you have been selected for that phase of the study.

I know you will be over the moon with that, but in reality, it's time to stop those trolly fingers from doing the typey thing that they do and concentrate on the big picture. Some training to do but we don't want a further squeak from you till we arrive at "This is Ground Control to Major Oil".

I see potential here, you might even moonshadow your pilot, he broke the suez c anal now he wants to interfere with Uranus (cheap but it's late).

GLAXXX