Note to Kimberley Wood.19 Nov 2018 07:25
Dear Kimberley, Bit of a long shot this note I know, but I was taken by your profile on POFS and couldn't resist making contact. My name is Straycat and I am told I am a massively egotistical bore....yes, praise indeed. But when you add to this my tiny intellect (true and also a euphemism) coupled with my cows arse looks attached to a completely lardy nopack body, you can see that for the right woman I would be quite a catch!! And your luck's in cos here I am, ready and panting, sorry, waiting. Oh, and to seal the deal I too like sunset strolls on the beach, warm log fires in the Winter and F1. But enough about me. Understand you just moved to that Stock Market Darling GKP. Like they need any help!! So how's that working out for you? ANYTHING ON THE CORPORATE FRONT THAT I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN HELPING WITH???? Let me give you my contact details for our inevitable further correspondence, It's FAO Straycat, Funny Farm, c/o Nurse Ratched. Missing you already.....