An open letter to an Artificial ‘Intelligence’ Bot re CERP20 Jun 2020 01:44
Dear AI Bot
According to the website pumpdedordumped com, I am number 178 in the all time list of ramping or de-ramping CERP.
Apparently, and I quote from the above,…. ‘Ramping data is collected via Natural Language processing - Sentiment analysis - Keywords - copy paste posts - repetitive content and is fully automated AI code. No humans keep lists’
You must be a highly intelligent Bot, however clearly have a few screws or binary bits missing. I wish to bring to your attention the following:
1. I have never owned, directly or indirectly a CERP share in my life. As such why would I ramp or de-ramp CERP?
2. I have never posted any recommendation to buy or sell a CERP share in my life.
3. I only started posting on the LSE CERP forum approx. 1 week ago due the proposed BPC merger.
4. I note you automatically and cunningly analyse ‘sentiment’. Unfortunately, if I typed what I felt about you, I would be banned from this forum for life and likely end up in jail.
5. Do you have a bot lawyer? If not you better get one, as I’m considering suing your sorry little bot ar+e (bot bottom).
6. Go back to bot school.
To test your bot intelligence, the following five statements are to see if I can get in the top 100 in your CERP list with just ONE POST which I will copy/paste once:
(a) I think CERP is the most amazing stock in the world. It will soar in value this week. Buy now before it is too late otherwise you will cry.
(b) I highly recommend this wonderful stock. Buying CERP now will make you a millionaire.
(c) Any person (such as me) NOT owning CERP shares is clearly an idiot or mentally deranged.
(d) If CERP was alive and a woman of childbearing age, I would want to father its lovechild. We will call the baby CERPY.
(e) I am related to Brigadier General Balawanga Bo+lockpeedongo (retired) who has genuine CERP insider information, and gave me this incredible share tip, so hurry.
Starchild
xxx