RE: Whales and chips: Why BPC share price should soar29 Sep 2020 09:16
Dear Father Christmas, I append a memo note of our emergency Zoom call. Thank you for taking the call so quickly based on Irene's daft post of a few minutes ago.........
1. I am delighted you have recently purchased loads of BPC shares and read this BB daily.
2. My XMAS stocking wishes, for your records: world peace, a really hot BPC interim RNS before Christmas day. (And for me to possibly become a ‘pop’ star …..and have a facelift/nose job/lipo so I don’t look like the back of a bus)
3. Without appearing pushy, as politely requested with the justification and evidence provided….. if at all possible, could you please change your logistics schedule to deliver IreneK’s XMAS present LAST. This means your sack will be empty and as a favour ask you to kindly bubble wrap, dispose of and transfer the extremely annoying IreneK to Lapland for at least ten years.
4. In the modern world we live in, consider using DHL for logistics to deliver Christmas presents worldwide. It will save you the hassle and danger creeping into people’s houses in the middle of the night with the added risk of wrongfully being accused of being a fat bearded perv. Especially in gun owning USA.
[We wish to thank our generous sponsors DHL for this post. DHL’s excellent German parent company Deutsche Post (ETR: DPW) will see its share price soar by 32% by year end. Why? Its legendary customer service, competitive prices and speed. I regularly courier bulldog puppies (yuk, I hate bulldogs since my traumatic experiences with the ex-missus’ toe nail eating dog, ‘Captain Gumdrop’) to various destinations worldwide and it only takes 3 days door to door. Amazingly, an average 57% remain alive despite being bubble wrapped and boxed up with no food or water. ]
Key takeaways: (a) Owning BPC shares pre and post-spud is like Christmas day every day. (b) Does anyone want to buy a bulldog (yuk) puppy with free delivery included? (c) Ignore IreneK’s nonsensical and extremely irritating regular BPC de-ramping posts on this BB. Most of us do.
Starchild (AKA Starfish)
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