Message to Father Christmas8 Dec 2017 09:58
Dear Father Christmas,
Can I please have a parcel of cheap African diamonds? I don't need any accompanying paperwork, and don't mind if the parcel is stamped, "Retained by the Tanzanian Government"?
Please do not weigh them, as nobody on earth can agree what they weigh, so you will be just wasting your time!
If not, can you please not deliver any presents to the BOD of Petra Diamonds, as I don't think they deserve any this year, as they have been very naughty (allegedly)!
Thank you