Member Info for simonthezealot

CFO & Chief Exploration Officer, Simonthezealot (STZ), is delighted to announce that he has 100% derisked his investment after purchasing thousands of shares at 11p. Commenting on his success, STZ said "I would like to take this opportunity in thanking James and Brian for providing me with 2 Christmas days in one week. Christmas was truly a profitable time for Chuckle Gas plc and free carry means that our investment in Sound Energy plc is now derisked."

#2christmasdaysinoneweek

Please remember that we are merely an exploration company. The Majors will be able to prove this up to it's full potential imo. We are just shining the light on it for them to do the rest. The fact that there is any sign of gas is a positive. SP should really be north of 20p on the back of this rns imo.

Well here I am Gorilla. Where is my apology? You had a lot to say in November when I predicted a dip below 2p and like I said at the time.....I will remind you of what I predicted in November when it happens......

This is what I said on 2nd November:

Read all about it. Read all about it. Chuckle Broker Target has just landed. Our new target is 1.95 based on poor sentiment and a delay in news.

As for Peters80 and sore thumb Gorilla - you leave my Chuckle Brother alone. Bunch of sulking stalkers. We are rarely wrong with our predictions. When it does retreat below 2p, we will be calling out your names for an apology. But because you both don't have any manners, you will no doubt refuse to apologise like the rest of the people who said we were wrong at the time.

#wewillhavethelastchuckleatyourexpense

Thanks for reiterating that for everyone crudenohope. I am not a trader and have no plans to sell. I have invested via an ISA and fully intend to stay until the end - whenever that is. Like JP, I am in it to the end.

I can see why they call you whatwhatwhat - where are you getting your 3% from matey boy? It aint 3% from where others are standing....! Snooze and you lose.

Looks like an rns has been logged imo. SP beginning to respond to the imminent news. This could be the last chance to get in before JP announces news. Remember what JP stated in regards to the sale of the company. PI's will be the last to know if he has done his job correctly. Maybe a deal is on the table already. Who wouldn't want to be out of this one by close of play today...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_GFN3a0yj0

Thank you Partridge. Prodigal son hey? Nice compliment. Much nicer than Crude's comments, but I forgive him as I like him. He is one of the Chuckle's favourite characters on this bb. We are thinking about making Crude a non executive Director of Chuckle Gas plc. Like us, he is full of a lot of hot air and gas. Looking to buy some more shares next week as I get paid early this month. Trying to get my hands on as many shares as my bank balance will allow. I wish everybody all the Chuckle luck in the world tomorrow. GLA.

To invest at these low levels. Whilst I appreciate that most of you are under water with this share, there are others who have been patiently waiting on the side-lines to scale in. Even if the sp goes down a couple of pence from here, I am still able to buy at a low level and maintain my already low average. It is basically a win win for me. I made the bold decision to sell over a week ago for a profit and have now secured even more shares by buying back in - this time in an ISA and not a trading account. Anybody who is left on the side-lines by close of play today, is risking it imo. anything could happen over the next 2 days. The Chuckles believe that contrary to what some of you think about JP, we believe he is a deal maker and is keen to make a point that he is a winner. It is that stubbornness in JP that we admire. JP has talked the talk..........now he must walk the walk. All will be revealed in due course imo.

Could the FSC & CC elude to a move to first gas as opposed to a sale of assets or company? I think so. I am a great believer that JP will be announcing this move to first gas over the next 2 days. This may lead to a delayed LE / no LE at all or even further dilution and capital raises. I could be totally wrong, but that is my hunch.

There would have been no casualties. Picture the scene.................hundreds of people clutching on to Trellis's wine crates and empty barrels. Death by Rioja doesn't sound too bad when you picture it like that!

but none of you are getting any of your hard earned cash / investment back. You have all been let down gently with the hope that some Asian company are going to buy MYSQ and all of you will see tremendous returns etc. Not going to happen imo. The 2 day delay in regards to delisting off the AIM was more than likely down to an administrative issue and nothing more. Chong and his comic book hero will ensure that they are paid their salaries and you guys will be at the bottom of the pile. Please stop trying to dress this up any further. By this time tomorrow, MYSQ will cease to exist.

Has anybody considered that Luca's missing baby might be an immaculate conception.......?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDyAVHYTc7A

And there you have it Ladies & Gents. I don't need to say anything more on this matter. Already said enough.

Like I said last night......there is more chance of finding gas out of mine and my Chuckle Brother's rear end and after sharing a hotel room with him last night, I can fully vouch for that....! BM - matey boy, you have done it again. Definitely living up to your name as king of dusters. Shocking to say the least!

After consuming a modest portion of spaghetti cabonara, I can confirm that I am producing a lot of gas - nothing short of phenomenal. I now know what 31 tcf of gas looks like for the first time. Chuckle Gas are embarking on CB-9, 10 & 11 wells and will be spudding in due course. Watch this space. We will produce many many multiples of hot air and gas and will be the bridge between dirty coal and fossil fuels. Jez the Lez has consumed a tuna panini this evening and is also producing a lot of hot air and gas (as per usual). We have even come up with a new slogan for Chuckle Gas. Quite simply, 'from us to you' - literally.

Sold u here last week with a tidy profit and moved profits into ISA today. Looking like a wise decision on my behalf to get out last week. Like Trellis35, me and my Jez the Lez brother consumed a vast amount of alcohol yesterday afternoon. My Chuckle Brother's excuse to the bar man, was that I was thirsty. A litre of lager in a few minutes is not normal, but I had to numb my senses reading all of the 'what are we worth' comments on here. Judging by the SP, not an awful lot. The big question is whether or not I should buy some more at these Xmas Sale bargain prices...?

#chuckleslovetodownlitresoflager

Not looking good Ladies and Gents. 24 hours and counting.......................................................................!

Based on the JP comment via email, I have decided to jump ship for the time being. Got out with a small profit and will wait for it to retreat back to the 12p to 15p levels. GLA.

Don't say I didn't warn all of you about the result. I know how this share and BOD operate and the silence stunk a mile off. Can I put something on the record Whatwhatwhat - I actually made 4K profit out of MYSQ last year and not a loss as you have constantly reported. Unlike my brother, I got out a very long time ago. I am down circa 50% on HUM, but that is down to a very bad rainy season and poor investor relations. HUM are cash rich and having a gold share in one's portfolio is not a bad thing. More importantly, back to the game.................three dusters in a row and once again, it has to be said that all of you fell for the hype and spin hook line and sinker. I watched the video of post visit TE-9 dinner and chat last night and was literally cringing at some of the hype and spin all of you were being sold. The look of expectation in all of your eyes which has now been tarnished with tears. The MMs will take out all of your stop losses today and your dreams in the BS are finally gone, together with your kids ISAs. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for letting this happen. The irony behind all of this, is that JP was offered 50p for Sound a couple of years back and turned it down. Funny how history has a habit of repeating itself....! It would have saved an awful amount of time, effort and money if he had gotten rid of this when he had the chance to. The big question is how low is this going to go today...? It is going to be fun watching this whatever the outcome. BM - if you are reading this....................time to go me old mucker. You are and always have been the 'King of Dusters'.