A very, very special bus ...8 Feb 2021 11:26
... will be leaving BAMS Street at 2pm today.
The "Praise be, I have seen the light" bus is for all of those that have been saying "doom" or "nay" and wish to cleanse their minds ahead of the "boom" and "yay" that is coming.
The "Praise be, I have seen the light" bus will be hosted by Pastor Smith and is for all denominations of non- believers that wish to repent.
In addition to confessions, Pastor Smith will lead the congregation in a sing song to mark their rebirth, including:
Praise be, the LFT
He who waits gets Bill Gates
Glory, Glory, I'm brand new, yea
He who would Avacta be
Oh when the tests
Ticket sales today are already well ahead of expectations but a few seats still remain.
Onwards.