RE: Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to work we go......16 Jul 2020 09:14
Here's my application for CFO, so you guys can reject me. I would raise the money for Alpala from loans and offtake agreements. Loans prefably . If I receive any bids, I would not even look at them, nevermind recommend them. As all offers, are less than full value, or they wouldn't be offering them. I would scrap the two beers every 20 minutes, but make it obligatory for everyone to have two beers at the end of the day. I would build a brewery on site, to employ local people. Also a hotel, as Alpala, would also become a tourist attraction, where you can taste one of our two speciality beers. One would be called old copper, and the other pure gold. Oh yes, I would build the mine, nearly forgot that one. I would also charge 2000 dollars a week, for weight loss holidays to the Americans. Where they get a carefully crafted exercise program, that involves 12 hours of digging a day. That will not only keep the build costs down, but depending on the numbers, we could make a profit during construction. I would also hire Swazers as a financial advisor to the project. Scrub that last point, as I haven't taken my medication yet. Where was I. Ok medication taken, I will continue. I would allow married couples to have an overnight stay, to dig enough gold out of the ground to make their rings, that shows commitment, and at only 1,000 dollars a day plus the price of the gold they extract, a bargain. Plus extra free digging.