Urgent update1 Dec 2020 09:52
Sorry but this is urgent, forget the RNS, I have just looked in the fridge and don't have any bacon for my bacon sandwich this morning.
Now does this mean that the bacon sandwich planning has been a disaster, and I am so incompetent that I should never ever be trusted to plan a bacon sandwich again. Or is it an oversight, and once I go out in a minute, and buy some more bacon, that everything is back on track. No doubt their will be people on this sight who will say it was a conspiracy, and that running out of bacon was a cunning ploy, and they will all have theories about why I run out of bacon on purpose. But I am posting this to tell you, it really wasn't and I left it off the shopping list. However most on this chatroom will never believe me. Oh well, what else can I say. You get my point I hope.