RE: Weekend Video7 Dec 2025 08:44
🎭 Sunday Sermon: QBT in the Land of Make‑Belief
By Revd OldshareDog
The Chapel of Methods A,B & C - soon to be restored.
Opening Blessing
“Welcome, beloved congregation of the speculative faithful!
We gather today in the Land of Make‑Belief, where every RNS is a fairy tale, every chart a pantomime backdrop, and every poster a character in the grand play of QBT.
Oh yes it is!”
The Pantomime Parable of QBT
Once upon a forum thread…
• The Dreamer Posters proclaimed: “LSE will change the world!” — their words glowing brighter than any Advent candle.
• The Cynics shouted: “He’s behind you!” — warning of dilution, delays, and directors with slippery slippers.
• The Believers clutched their hymn sheets of patents and partnerships, chanting: “Soon, very soon, the reversal shall come!”
• And in the wings, Phimx the Dancing Donkey brayed: “Even in the land of make‑belief, miracles can happen — though sometimes only in PowerPoint slides.”
Poster Parody Section (QBT Forum Classics)
Imagine the church hall plastered with these mock posters:
• “QBT and the Magic LSE: Lighting the Path to Riches”
• “Jack and the Blockchain: Beanstalk Growth, or Just Hot Air?”
• “Snow White and the Seven Posters: Rampers, Bashers, Dreamers, Cynics, Trolls, Lurkers, and Mods”
• “Aladdin and the Patent Lamp: Rub It and Out Pops an RNS”
Scriptural Tie‑In
• Hebrews 11:1 – “Faith is confidence in what we hope for and assurance about what we do not see.”
• Much like investors awaiting QBT’s elusive LASE breakthrough.
• Ecclesiastes 1:2 – “Meaningless! Meaningless! Everything is meaningless.”
• A verse often quoted by the Cynics after the latest forum ramp.
The Funny Story
One Sunday, a poster declared: “QBT’s LSE will change Bitcoin forever!”
“Oh no it won’t!” cried the Cynics.
“Oh yes it will!” shouted the Rampers.
“Oh yes he did!” brayed Phimx, pirouetting so wildly that the hymn books fell over.
Revd OldshareDog calmly declared: “Fear not — for even in the Land of Make‑Belief, hope is a candle that burns brighter than any laser.”
Closing Call
“Life is a stage, markets are the script, and we are all players in FG’s great pantomime.
So let us leave today with joy, ready to shout ‘Amen!’ louder than ‘He’s behind you!’
And may your week be blessed with laughter, forgiveness, and a donkey’s wisdom — especially in the Land of Make‑Belief, where QBT posters keep the pantomime alive.”
DOG BLESS YOU ALL - GET READY TO RAISE AGAIN :)