RE: Simplistic valuation - FOR FUN10 Dec 2025 08:29
🎄 IMMUPHARMA POSTERS TOO OLDSHAREDOGS XMS CAROL SERVICE 🎄
Date: As soon as Halfbutt finds the choir pitch pipe
Venue: The grand speculative cathedral of AIM, where dilution meets devotion
✨ Programme Highlights
• Choir Master: Halfbutt — conducting with one hand, trading with the other. Expect harmonies that sound suspiciously like profit warnings.
• Seating Arrangements: Professor1 — ensuring everyone sits in strict Fibonacci sequence, with aisle seats reserved for those who still believe in Phase III miracles.
• Special Guest Dance: Tim — a daring interpretive routine choreographed by Lordfolly, featuring pirouettes inspired by RNS delays and a final flourish over Roger’s ledger of lamentations.
• Clueless Chartist: wandering aimlessly, once again lost at Greggs, mistaking sausage rolls for support levels and jam doughnuts for resistance lines.
🎤 Humorous Notes
• Lordfolly will deliver the sermon: “The Gospel According to Dilution: Blessed Are the Bagholders.”
• Roger follows with a solemn reading of “The Twelve Trades of Christmas” — each one more illiquid than the last.
• Festive hymns include:
• “Silent Spread, Holy Spread”
• “O Come All Ye Bagholders”
• “Deck the Charts with Falling Candles”
• Mulled wine will be served, though Roger insists it’s “a liquidity event with seasonal notes.”
DOG BLESS YOU ALL - FOR THOSE WITH HIGH ANTICIPATIONAL EXPECTATION ENTER ON THE RIGHT AND COLLECT PILLS FROM NURSE RATCHED :)