Paddy met Angus in a pub29 Jul 2020 11:40
Over their pints, Angus leaned in and said “does ye know what I did last night, eh?”
Paddy had no idea, and Angus said “I’m a very rich man. I robbed a shop full of expensive pictures!”
Paddy was impressed. He said to Angus “wow, that’s astonishing! When you sell ‘em, give me some money!”
Angus said yes, of course. But Paddy thought for a bit, and he asked Angus “how does ye know they were expensive?”
Angus replied “ah, well, they got price tags don’t they? Cheapest one was €180,000, wasn’t it? Picture of some house! ‘Course they all were.”
Paddy thought for a minute, and then said “Angus, ye didn’t rob the estate agent did ye?”