RE: RNS - 3rd October reminder - HSBM H1 202623 Jun 2026 11:54
Ah yes, comrades, the Ministry of Truth has spoken again 📢
“Ministers are saying… announcements are coming…” — how reassuring. We must, of course, accept this as objective reality, just as we were told during the *previous* announcements, and the ones before that, and the ones that are definitely coming any day now™.
Doublethink in full flow:
• The project both “dwarfs all others” and is somehow invisible in every official statement
• Funding is both imminent and perpetually just out of reach
• The share price collapse is simultaneously irrelevant and a “buying opportunity” 🤔
And let us not forget our ever-loyal narrator, TrollHunter2, bravely topping up all the way down from 11p — a true servant of the Party, sacrificing piggy banks for the greater good 😂
We are told:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DILUTION IS VALUE
To question whether “ministers said” anything at all is, of course, thoughtcrime — despite repeated requests for actual sources going unanswered
But do carry on, comrades. Keep believing the next proclamation will be the one. Keep ignoring the inconvenient 82% decline. Keep trusting that “international opportunities” will materialise somewhere far beyond the reach of scrutiny 🌍
The narrative must be maintained. The chart must be ignored. The faith must be absolute.
Big Brother is bullish 📈😉