Fed Up3 Mar 2021 19:16
I've decided that the share has become very boring, therefore I am going to sell the lot and become a wandering monk. I had the idea while in 'training' today; walking around aimlessly. All I need now is to perfect my, marginally fake, Chinese accent and look serene. That way, if a passing hedge fund manager should accost me while I am out appreciating all life, I will be able to deflect any negativity by, now you'll like this bit, 'using the assailants own force against him'!
I can see it now,
"Hey you! Yeah you! You did it alright. You sold all those GGP shares and forced the price down!"
And I can reply, "I have...forced...no...one" and deftly step aside as I parry the blow from the assailant's I pad leaving him to fall to the ground with a muffled thud surrounded by a plume of dust.
Yeah. Lockdown eh. Hang on..there comes the sunset and I hear some kind of flute playing. Must travel.