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Sounder,

STZ has kindly donated his crumpled bed should you need a place to stay near London Bridge? As long as you can stomach the breakfast, which will consist of spam fritters and cold chips then be our guest. Mind you, I know how you Glaswegians prefer your food deep fried, so you've definitely come to the right place.

TheChilliesVibe is right I reckon. I can't see there being any purposeful delay here. It has been down to unforeseen circumstances arising, which in our case has been the delay in the coiled tubing arriving to site. There are still some on here who think it is some carefully woven, elaborate plan to guide us towards a super duper LE. Hmm....somehow I don't buy it. JP has been his worse enemy when it comes to timelines and stating timescales and he admitted that at the BB event and that is perhaps why he has fallen silent - it seems whatever he says gets scrutinised from both sides of the argument, which I suspect can be rather tedious for him.

Is Chong actually going to man-up and communicate with us and explain exactly what happened for us to lose all of our money and dreams with it, or is he just going to walk off into the sunset and hope that the passing of time will restore his reputation, along with the other numpties that ran this circus? Eric should be facing time behind bars by now and yet he is a free man. Crazy.

Sounder,

I'm flattered you want to meet me, but I'll probably be washing my hair that day.....all three of them.
And besides, I don't much feel up for receiving a Glasgow kiss!

Jizzy

Trellis,

Forgetting all of the drama on the bb today, I am more concerned about whether or not you managed to survive your man bed bath with Nurse Kevin? You have fallen very quiet since your last message and only hope you haven't been traumatised by Kevin's digits. It's OK, your position at Chuckle Gas plc is still intact despite your current situation. I very much hope your wine cellar is stocked with the finest wines so I can come over with STZ and help you sample them.

Jizzy

Nevertheless, it is still an equity raise no matter how you look at it, standing-up or sitting down.

Plenty more of those to come too...so fasten your seat belts.

Actually the RNS states 0.0004p, which does look like that it isn't 4p? Some clarity needed here.

And there's the equity raise I predicted a while back when most of you said there was enough money in the coffers to forge ahead for the time being. Are you sure it is 4p and not 0.004p? I saw a load of zeroes and am wondering whether or not it was 4p? Hmm....looks like they may have thrown in a few too many noughts but not sure?

Let's hope that by the end of this freak show, the BOD would have earnt their wages. I'd like to see a minimum of £2 per share come the LE like many others on here. It would have then been worth the hassle I have had to endure from other posters on this bb.

Crude? I better come down to the dentist's with you to order my new gum shield just in case Wanger knocks my teeth out.

DesertMocks,

Any whiff of gas is down to STZ and not me. That lad is windy.

Exactly, Crude. People have a range of different emotions regarding SOU at this stage in time, but nobody should be singled out, mocked and given a whole load of verbal abuse for airing their views. I have time and time come under fire for my comments, which are designed to give balance to this bb. There are people on here who despise your positivity, Crude. I doesn't personally bother me, but I know that others feel as though you at times need to have a reality check. You have constantly topped-up over the past few years, so I suspect you're heavily invested here and so I'm not surprised why you are retaining your uber positive view of JP et al. You are probably his number one fan, although we won't go into what did or didn't happen with Sarah Dees. I seem to recall some fly away comment was taken the wrong way and caused a bit of a stir in Morocco.

I will see what you have to say should Te-10 prove to be non commercial. Until then, have fun at the dentist. Be reassured that the waiting room wait will ironically be shorter than the time it will take for us to learn something new about Te-10.

Crude,

Just for you, I'll stick to the humour. I know how much you appreciate it. If you're extra kind, I may consider rehiring you as our Head of Positivity, which we could do with at Chuckle. 3 dusters and soon to be 4 has gotten me all spooked I guess.

JTF

JP,
I promise you that I am invested here but hold no confidence for our chances with this well. Should we move onto Te-11, I think and believe we will have success. 3rd time lucky, so to speak.
I'm not looking to scare any of you, who will do all you can to ward away anybody who has an alternate opinion to you. Join the long queue of people who will be apologising to me once the final results for Te-10 come in.

Crude,
Your comment reminds me of why I had to release you from the board of Chuckle Gas plc. You better be hoping that your dentist is handy with a drill and hits the sweet spot. 400cms in the wrong direction and you'll be talking with a very high pitched voice.
I can sense a duster by now and this one is looking ominous to say the least.

Partridge - throw the sand up in the air and whichever way it blows that's the right way.

Ducati? On your bike, pal. Like what I did there?

Partridge,

I doff my fez at you. I am genuinely very concerned about the way this is all going. This was supposed to be a three well campaign and back-to-back drilling, which was all funded for. This has quickly turned into a blinking circus and if anybody disagrees with me then have a rethink. If JP wasn't the CEO then what would all of you be thinking and saying? That's my point: your respect for JP and the memories in your mind that were created by his hype are still all too fresh, which IMO is very dangerous and has clearly got some of you muddled.

Sorry....rare not rear.

PNE79 - wrong again. Parsons is having to go down the route of an asset sale and won't be selling the whole company off lock, stock and barrel. Utter rubbish being spouted by you again. Have a look at the BB video again and the one-to-one chat at the bar with Saleem. Parsons will tell a different story to the group of you but one-to-one as the video clearly shows, he's a different animal. Coupled with the fact that I don't think he has managed to find any interested party for SM. I also despise the comments from some of you suggesting that SM should be chucked in as a freebie to whoever wants to buy us. Just remember how much that licence cost we PI's and Parsons et al have practically done nothing with it other than disturb a few very precious and rear trees and kick up a bit too much dust.

You're blinded by the hype that festooned this share a long, long time ago. This share has devolved into the share it has become today, which is a shadow of its former self. It is limping and wounded and I don't think the future is going to be as spectacular as some of you make out.

PNE79,
You will be one of the many people on this bb who will be queuing-up to apologise to me when the Te-10 results are finally revealed. I have absolutely no faith in the SOU team to deliver dreams in the desert and they are showing all the signs of another mistake. They have unfortunately poked their rusty drill bit in the wrong place AGAIN because the whole process regarding drill site locations were rushed IMO. If they could choose a suitable site for Te-10 today, I can guarantee to you that it wouldn't be where we drilled Te-10 108 days ago. I believe they have been slightly out with their judgement and where the gas has actually migrated to is up dip towards the strat' trap, which is some way off from where Te-10 is located. Granted, they got close, but unfortunately for everybody excluding the shorters and day traders of which I am neither, they weren't close enough. Where our drill location is does not contain flowing gas and hence why we have had to resort to fracking. However, with such a small area to go at and the very tight rock formations, unfortunately it will not flow at commercial rates despite all of their efforts. We are around 400m out, which in a large area is nothing, but 400m in one direction and it would have made all the difference.

Don't be blinded by the hype that this share once created and don't let your judgement be clouded by the respect you may have for JP and the team. That has nothing to do with what is in the ground and you and others will find out the hard way at the end of next month / early June. For once, use your head and not your heart and tell me what you really think and not what you want others to hear.

I think a lot of you are playing it safe because you don't want to be looked down on at the LE party, which may of course never happen. You are trying so hard to gain the respect and admiration of fellow posters, which is commendable but rather pathetic at the same time. I have my followers through telling it how I see it and don't tell me that I haven't got people on this bb who don't respect my point of view because I have.

A lot of you are angry, trapped bulls and so your only hope is that the share price will have this fantastical recovery and then all your woes will disappear over night. Wake up and smell the coffee. This is the nasty, dreaded AIM where dreams are mostly crushed and nothing really every goes the way you want it to no matter how much you force it.

How many of you said that the share price is underpinned at 25p and saw that as the share price floor? Look where the share price is today and look where it went not so long ago when it hurtled towards 11p. Sentiment will always rule the roost on AIM no matter how safe you think a share price is. And furthermore, poor sentiment will literally kill off a company and sometimes overnight, which as we have seen with a number of companies recently and their NOMAD's jumping ship to save their faces. FRR, MYSQ etc....

Is there going to be an extended well test following-on from the post stim results? Think it will last for a further 30-or-so days if there is going to be one and assuming Te-10 is commercial.