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Crude,
I'll keep a bottle of vintage Blue Nun aside for you then and also a bag of salt that I owe you for your brief spell at Chuckle Gas plc!! If Trellis is attending, which I don't think he is, SOU needs to ensure that the wine stock is plentiful. I have no doubt that he'll have to be carried out by four of us at the LE party. Mind you, if all goes well I don't think any of us are going to be in a fit state to crawl, let alone walk. Just hope there is a decent kebab house nearby to help wash down my Haribos.

Pontcanna,

The risk reward is pretty good though at these levels. I'll have one last top up I think. If JP can work his magic then I think the share price will be heading towards 40p-50p again in quick time and hopefully will settle at a much higher price, pre LE. Just hope it doesn't go the other way, but even if it does, after the inevitable drop, momentum will gain again on the uprun to Te-11. We are purported to be fully funded for Te-11, so if there is any more fund raising or share price dilution then I suspect it will be more focused towards operational costs i.e. the day to day running of SOU e.g. paying wages and keeping the lights on. There seems to be enough dosh in the coffers right now though, so we should be OK in the interim.

I won't be there, Crude. I'll be washing my hair that day....all three of them. I also need to pick-up a case of Blue Nun to help me get through the weekend. I'd probably eat more than my share of buffet food there anyway, so it's best if I leave you all to it. You weren't at The Gherkin, but I thought I saw you chatting with folk at the bar? Maybe I mistook you for somebody else? I may be at the LE party, but we'll see. I may have one last top up here next week because at these pathetically low prices, the risk / reward seems pretty good. STZ doesn't agree with me and thinks he'll manage to get back in at a much lower price. Only time will tell.

Somebody knows something. It's all gone a bit "leaky, leaky" all of a sudden. Almost 9% drop in an afternoon. I've grown sick and tired of this circus.

Shaun? That's more money than you have made out of SOU as of late. Profit is profit and should never be sneered at however big or small. Gasbag can keep himself in spam for at least another month with those sort of winnings, which is commendable in my book.

Soon be £2.50 per share, eh Schpunky?

MM's letting the reptiles in before the news lands. Happens all of the time. Played like a fiddle. I'm glad some people out there are making money out of this circus though.

I know. You couldn't make it up if you tried! It's amazing how people behave when they are pushed into a very tight corner. What a weak, pathetic, desperate individual he really is. You can have a load of money in the bank, but all of it isn't going to stray away from the fact that he's hopefully going to be behind bars and picking soap bars off the ground. Dignity is priceless and that's something he'll never possess. By the way.....I want my 6 grand back and I will get it back one day.

Tapper - no, we're identical twins. Simon and Jeremy. If you're lucky, you may get a chance to meet us at my next T-Shirt signing session.

I'm laughing at my own messages now: "just give me a bag of chips and an Audi and I'd be happy..."

#chucklechuckle

JPrules - your pseudonym to start with is the reason why so many of you are now trapped bulls. You have placed way too much trust in JP and worship him like a God. A lot of you appear to be way too overexposed in this share and hence that's why at times you come across as being very waspish. I'd probably be the same if I had a six figure sum "invested" here. Don't take your frustrations out on me though and call my name out when I am not on this bb.
I am content with my position here because if it all goes tits-up, then my life goes on as per normal and if it all turns out to be a success, I can buy a new car and private number plate and a nice holiday, which will be good enough for me. I don't need to go galivanting around the Med in a yacht with fake Oakley glasses on to feel a success. Just give me a bag of chips and an Audi and I'll be happy.

#livingthedream

Yawnnnnnnnnnnn......…..did somebody shout my name?! Yawnnnnnnn….ahhhhhhhhhhh…….I was having a dream about the aircraft modification industry and then next thing I know, STZ is asking me how I like my fritters and eggs. Of course, I answered "fertilised".

Gaspunter is the only poster on here who is making sense. I trawled through the various messages yesterday and I felt that I didn't need to add anything more to what he had penned. You should listen to him and heed his advice and warnings IMO. It's good to get some balance on this otherwise partisan bb and understand that there are a number of red flags that are waving in all of our faces right now that shouldn't be ignored. Usually.....not always....but usually when a well takes this long to conclude, it tends to end badly. I am still in two minds about TE-10 as I have maintained for a number of weeks now and feel that the company should be brave enough to forge ahead with the plans for Te-11 rather than waste more time and money on a well that I don't think will flow commercially despite them finding gas.

Some of you are admitting that the only reason why you purchased SOU was because of JP. As my brother has commented this morning, if the gas is there it was there a very, very long time before he was spouting his , "many, many multiples" mantra to his trusted disciples. If he wasn't at the helm, most of you would have already jumped ship and would be slating whoever was in charge. Call it human nature I guess.

The weeks are ticking by and Parsons et al are in a tight corner and have to deliver. I only hope for them that they make a success out of Te-10. I have a few grand to lose if it fails, which I can live with but they have their reputations at stake, which I guess you can't put a price on. GLA.

JTF

It's been a while, PNE. I haven't seen my groin since 1991, what with all those spam fritters and soggy chips being consumed. She was only trying to get to Trellis through me anyway.

I wish you wouldn't call yourself a "cock", Shaun. It's rather brutal even by your standards.

It doesn't take much for Crudehope to get excited these days. I wouldn't describe SOU as an "aphrodisiac" or a "blue pill". More like a cyanide pill.

Hawthorn still working hard I see. Meeting after meeting after meeting. Give it up, mate and live above a chippy like me. Time to kick back and relax and slow the pace down a notch.

I wonder if TRELLIS is out of hospital yet? I had a visit into hospital last week for my hernia scan and was rubbed here and there by Nurse Yvonne. Looks like I won't need that hospital bed after all.

Partridge calling somebody a "grouse". How very partisan.

He's left an awful lot of people between a rock and a hard place and I hope he gets what is coming to him. I would personally throw away the key so he doesn't get the opportunity to do it again. The others also need "investigating" in my opinion.

Jack - if you predict every outcome then ultimately you will be right. What an amazing strategy.

So does this mean that he'll finally be picking up soap bars off the floor some time very soon? By the way......where's my £6k that you stole from me, you toe rag? I hear the inmates in Singapore are awful randy and quite butch. Just your type, I bet? Rot in hell you dream killer.

Jones,
I have just commented that it is probably the guy serving out his 3 months notice. No need to get flustered with me about it.

Yes, I wondered whether it was just him serving his three month notice, but the date seems quite specific. Maybe they just need roughly 3 months in order to wrap things up? We should have a better idea in 3 months time, I guess!

Interesting that a new NE Director is to be appointed by August 13th. That's a very specific date when he could have said something like, "before the end of August 2019." It is 3 months from now, so hopefully things will be a lot clearer in just 3 months from now.