Advice Needed ! Please Guys.10 May 2021 16:59
We need help ! The wife and I are trying to decide where to go on holiday !
Now "Spindok" kindly offered us the option of going Cruising . He has his own Yacht, you know. Sadly my wife said no to this when she found out the cruise would be "off the Essex coast" and there are "no toilets" on board. She gave me an angry look when I explained that "Spin" had said you just sit on the side of the boat and hang your bottom over the edge and "go" while the boat is moving !
Anyway we then thought, ah yes, we will consult the government's "Green List ". There are only 12 places on the list so it can't be that difficult, can it ?
Well we don't like crowded places and I read in the press that everyone in the UK seems to be going to Portugal. So that's out ! Australia and New Zealand "Won't let UK citizens In anyway". So that's out ! Can't work out why Boris bothered to put htem on the list then ? That's 3 off with 9 left then !
I here that there is lots of violence in Israel at present. Indeed sadly people have died. I am 58 and "never been to war". At my age I don't want to start now, so Israel's out !
We have done Gibralter before. You can see everything in a day . Not really a holiday destination, more of a day trip while in Spain. Iceland is too cold and I don't like eating fish ! Tristan da Cunha sounds like a Brothel !
So My question to you , my friends is where shall we go ?
Falkland Islands or the Faroe Islands, which is best ??? Please suggest.
Yes, I know that the Sandwich Islands is also on the list , but we were hoping for a bit more luxury to our holiday than having to just eat sandwiches all day.
What do you suggest ?