RE: Shame it's only the mirror6 Aug 2021 15:19
I had a dream which revolved around the eyewatering funds held by Z&Z ?
As with all dreams - on awakening it is hard to distinguish between reality and fantasy:
Now wasn’t Z a big mate of that other London based Kurd multimillionaire Hawarami as the MNR supremo (now backbenched by Barzani’s Boys due to a bit of a mess around his wife being intercepted at Ankora airport re her luggage and subsequently spilling the beans over said suitcases being full of $s being moved out of Erbil to a Turkish bank ‘for safe keeping’ - presumably incase things went belly-up from the embittered residents of Kurdistan or her man falling foul of the Barzani Boys, or IS taking over the Palaces or the Pesh realising it was their turn to rule the roost......whatever - wise move then of Hawarami attempting to move some of his gignornmous stack of loot out of danger and investing in a splendid bolthole on the banks of the Thames - just in case.
As I recall Z was also paid over a number of fallow years for private stock holders as our ‘adviser’ in GKP at a cool £250k/yr (plus the usual GKP bonuses) at the hest of his mate Hawarami - seemingly to keep an eye on our over-zealous new MD Jon (at least he was initially - before he was worn down and brought to heel via some choice bonus awards as reward/incentive as he signed us over at a 90% wipeout when we were fed to the bond holders....... some of which he and Sami are still cashing in to this day ( I conidered that it was disgracefull timing that our decimation was rapidly followed by the LTIP, Staff retention incentives, dubious Bonus Awards and salary increases to all & sundry employed at GKP head offices.
On his appointment as Minister of Jabs - Z promptly invested in a company manufacturing the virus incubators - what a clever chappie.
So ...... Z’s wife magically had sufficient loot in her name to cash fund a couple of £10M house loans to her husband for the purchases which may help to vector some attention away from his burgioning pile of wealth. Wonder where her loot came from ? - obviously Z had learned from H’s mistake - and to put some of the spoils in his wife’s name to ensure her unbridled loyalty.
So, mysterious sources of great wealth abound in the Z familly - perhaps Boris should initiate a full investigation of his exponentially wealthy Minister - but do it soon old chap, as Z is surely lined up for a gong from Her Majesty from a gratefull Nation on saving the UK from the ravages of C19 - and it would be profoundly embarassing for her Majesty if one of her newly entitled subjects fell foul under investigation - oh, and it would surely skupper Boris’s own Knighthood.
There must be a best seller novel lurking behind the clandestine machinations, suspicious events, coincidences and outright weird happenings within the dark, silent corridors of GKP .......... but fear not - Z alread has already secured the blockbuster film rights, no doubt.