RE: Coetzer interview25 Aug 2025 18:00
Hear ye, hear ye! The Watchers stir!
With brows furrowed and spreadsheets aglow, they toil not for time nor treasure,
But for the sacred scroll that speaketh: “Jubilee shall yield twenty and five tons of copper.”
No deadline was etched, no profit foretold—
Only the divine utterance of Strategic Intent,
That most holy of corporate sacraments,
Where ambiguity is not a flaw, but a feature.
Sir Leon, High Priest of the Pivot,
Speaketh not in mortal metrics nor quarterly tongues.
Nay, he declaimeth in riddles and runes,
His words carved in granite: “Finish and klaar!”
And lo, the faithful did nod,
For in the land of JSE, prophecy needeth no timestamp.
The copper shall come—eventually, probably,
And if not, well… the Intent was pure.
Thus ends the sermon.
Go forth, ye analysts, and interpret as thou wilt.
For in the kingdom of strategic vagueness,
Hope is a commodity, and clarity a luxury.