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There you go again, getting all emotional because the truth is a bit uncomfortable for you.

Take a deep breath, Trouble. I'll be back with the next dose of reality before you know it.

Trouble

“…… denegrating the present Govt”

You seem to be confused Trouble, all that ‘we’ are doing is highlighting the truth, something you are not able to comprehend with regards to the Labour Party.

Tell you what, when ‘we’ spot something else coming up ‘we’ will keep you updated and just reinforce that it is factual and not fabricated.

Keep those eyes peeled!

Trouble - ‘we’ have all been having a good laugh at you all day, quite amusing watching you squirm so much. We need some more entertainment for tomorrow so ‘we’ can pass the time of day with.

‘We’ need to find some interesting topics that will get you all fired up, how about ‘we’ inject a bit of Reeves, and her pimp Starmer?

Up for it or do ‘we’ need to find other topics instead?

ASI - you seem to have worn Trouble out, he is so exhausted trying to defend a hopeless position he has fallen asleep.

You seem to be running scared from a lot of posts today and deleting some on the way as well. Feeling the pressure a bit then?

Trouble

“ although the worst have disappeared, it seems.”

So when are you going then?

Careful as you go ASI, you will be accused of being full of hate, a stalker and residing in someone’s head.

If you get to the dizzy heights of being in his head, you can join the rest of us and we can have a party!

If DT is determined to keep poking the bear for another three months or more this certainly has the opportunity to go back down into the 60’s. I shall look forward to it, more to hoover up.

Of course dare we think it can even move back into the 50’s? That would be even better.

Happy days, what’s not to like

If the war is protracted, we could have years of oil above $100, closer to $150 even, which has profound implications for the economy. Shares in general in decline, not just Lloyds, manufacturing hit. A global mess basically.

A Global Recession

Stagflation Risk in UK

Pressure on Poor Households, nothing changes here

Widening Government Deficits, greater borrowing costs

Energy increases spiralling, back to COVID times again

With oil going up and the situation not improving are we looking at $125-150 soon for oil?

At this rate Lloyds will be heading into the 70’s, a great time to look at investing for the long haul and the dividends.

trouble

some more information in case you have missed it

1. criminal convictions and charges

several councillors have been forced out after facing the legal system:

liron velleman (barnet) resigned and was later sentenced in march 2026 to a suspended prison term for child sex offences after an undercover police operation.

david graham (fife) jailed for 27 months in august 2025 for the sexual abuse of a 15-year-old girl; he had been suspended from the party prior to his conviction.

irfan mohammed (lambeth) suspended in july 2025 and subsequently left the party after being charged with sexual assault, exposure, and coercive behaviour. he currently sits as an independent while awaiting trial in june 2026.

conor mcgrath (stevenage) pleaded guilty in march 2026 to possessing over 500 indecent images of children. he was a local councillor and aide to a labour mp.

2. disciplinary suspensions for conduct

the party has "administratively suspended" several groups for behaviour deemed offensive or discriminatory:

the whatsapp scandal (february 2025) labour suspended 11 councillors from tameside and stockport for their involvement in a group chat where ****** and sexist messages were allegedly shared. this scandal also led to the sacking of a government minister.

mohsin hussain (keighley) suspended in february 2026 following allegations of historical links to convicted drug dealers and serious crime.

tanweer khan (nottingham) suspended in february 2024 (pre-election but ongoing) over alleged antisemitic posts attacking "jewish-owned" media outlets.

3. high-profile related suspensions

while not a councillor at the time, dan norris (mp for north east somerset and hanham and former west of england mayor) was suspended from the party in april 2025 following his arrest on suspicion of rape and child sex offences.

summary of "unsavoury" departures:

sexual offences/images: ~5-7 cases

offensive communications (racism/sexism): ~12-15 cases

other criminal/assault charges: ~3-5 cases

Trouble

Like to tell us how many Labour councillors have left through resignations, defection etc since Labour came to power?

I will let someone else pick up on those figures in case you can’t remember.

An even bigger pile of $h!te I believe.

Troajan

“Poll ratings”

Some analysts suggest Labour could lose upwards of 400–500 seats if current polling holds until May, not looking good……

My head is fine Trouble, it has had its daily measure of humour and sarcasm. Anyway out soon so will come back to play again later.

I get the bit about walking aimlessly and slowly, sort of sums you up. Just don’t walk too slowly, you might take root.

Trouble

“ Just hugging the trees suffices for now”

Or are you just doing that to measure how many logs it will provide?

Trouble

“ Storage heaters actually.”

So you don’t have a heat pump, 2,000 logs, a large array of solar panels and a wind farm in your garden then?

A warm heart? Is that why you're wearing three jumpers and a duvet on the sofa because you are too mean to pay the gas and electric bill to keep warm. Hope there is enough warmth for two.

Trouble

When we come up to the Lake District in a few months I will bring a bag of logs for you, can’t have you getting cold next winter can we.

ASI

“…… chain of events needed for the PM to be sent to the bunker when the bomb drops”

If I had the task of passing on that instruction I would put it at the bottom of my ‘to do’ tray and head for the bunker myself, there may be limited spaces and I want to guarantee I get one.

I will let you analyse that ASI, but not too hard.