Office14 Jul 2023 14:55
Repurposing the office as a greenhouse has done wonders for the environment, and is well on the way to sourcing carbon free tomatoes, since they are now madly growing in their little tubs on the windowsill where I used to keep my binoculars, ready at a moment's notice to stand on my chair and peer towards the border. It's amazing how quickly they grow actually. But on Jog, yes the morons running the country couldn't have done a better job of screwing up the NS if they'd tried (we know this because every time they actually try to do something, they fail so spectacularly that it is worthy of television comedy.) Perhaps next there will be a windfall tax on Amazon who've been coining it in since before covid, or perhaps Tesco, Sainsbury and asda for their massive profits on food necessities (Just think of it, Mssrs Sunakhunt, you could use the money to pay people's weekly shopping bills), and if you then tax the petrol stations with a nice 75% wft you could then pay people's petrol bills! I wonder who we should hit to pay for the sacred cow we call the NHS? Oh of course, how could I forget, tax everyone for that! At this rate though, the gvmt can save on the petrol bills because the way things are going, most people won't even bother going to work, why should they bother? Stay home, gvmt's paying after all (as though gvmts actually have any money of their own!) But I've digressed again, mea culpa, mea Maxima culpa. I didn't think jog were going with tie backs, anyhow, I had understood they were going to hook up to the enormous as-yet-unbuilt windfarm in the area (because nothing involving gvmt permitting ever runs massively behind schedule. What could possibly go wrong?) I wonder if we should just vote to prorogue parliament. Perhaps BoJo had it right after all. Everything they touch turns to sheet, so perhaps just leaving all of the MP jobs sede vacante would result in a better run country? As embarrassing as the CINOs are, I dread to think what state the country will be after a period of LIEbour. Oh well, I've just looked through the binoculars and it seems they're coming for me. So I'm going to head back to my padded cell and take my meds. Nurse!...