RE: Starlink undercuts BT20 Jan 2026 14:25
Sir Aug, Like yourself love my garden and at night sometime watch hedgehogs some neighbours cats and even bats (from my bat boxs) the bats are lovely and even use birdbaths at night, must look out when the weather clears for satelites.
Strangest thing seen was last friday night, there are 2 BT engineers walk past every friday night on there way home from their local pub and seen one get attacked.
The strange occurrence actually started that very windy dark night and a very shy, easyly embarrasted neighbour who was suffering from acute diarrhea. Unfortunately he when to bed early and had a bad accident with his diarrhea and rather than let his family find out, thrown the soiled sheet out his window.
The sheet was caught by the wind and flu throught the night sky like some sort of ghostly apparition, seen by the 2 drunk engineeres who thought it was a ghost and started to scream and run, the soiled sheet was quicker and caught one who then fought with a vengence and the other engineer phoned the police for help.
When the police arrived the sheet had blown away, the police asked the soiled engineer what had happened and the drunken engineer said he was attacked by a ghost but had managed to beet the sh** out of it.