Morgan Stanley investment committee1 Dec 2020 17:59
Banker 1 - "what you think about boohoo? I've got a feeling its going up!"
Banker 2 - "oh yeah, strong feeling?"
Banker 1 - "yeah, feeling really good about it"
Banker 2 - "good, well is the price good and are we comfortable on the business?"
Banker 1 - "yeah I've had a proper kick of the tyres and well the shares used to be £4 and they are now £2.50 so I reckon that's good"
Banker 2 - "seems like a home run! I mean if they used to be £4 then obviously we are printing money at £2.50" "what shall we present to the investment committee?"
Banker 1 " well I've got a graph that shows the shares are down on the £4 also I just know that kids like this stuff"
Banker 2 - "might want to cut the deck down we don't want too much detail"
Investment committee - "well done lads nailed it. We are confident this is worth chucking £100's of million at. We feel the graph is pretty compelling and well you guys do say the feeling is strong. Also knowing that kids like this stuff is valuable insight"
*they all go home after another hard days work*
whoever knows why there are 1000's of people in those towers in Canary Wharf