Whilst it's quiet.23 Jan 2017 09:23
That's a cracking video.
It's cheered me up to the point I'm now looking forward to a 100% rise this week
I'm putting an Ad in the paper.
'Two years ago, I was comfortable. Since I invested in Orogen Gold, I've now downsized to a small terraced house with drug dealers and prostitutes as my neighbours. My car was set alight by 14 year old hooded tearaways, and my kids have now been taken into care as I can no longer support them.
This week though, my investment made such huge gains, I was able to buy a can of processed peas at the corner shop, and I have, at last, been able to put a quids worth of petrol in my car and drive it around town in a grotesque display of wealth the likes of which have never been seen before on this sink estate.
My rover 200 cuts a dashing style around here, despite the rust marks following it's fire, but after the Police stopped me for driving around with no tax, insurance or MOT, the gains I will make over the next few weeks will easily pay my fines and court costs.
Yes, you too can aspire to this enviable life. Just invest in Orogen Gold, and you troubles will soon be history.'