The fairytale of Vilnius by the Doh's22 Dec 2025 10:01
Fairytale of Vilnius
By The Doh’s
(Chaebol)
It was Christmas Eve, mate
On the LSE board
An old ramper said to me, MiCA “Multi-bag aboard"
And then I posted the news
Of the BOL MiCA CASP rejection reviews
I turned my face away
And laughed at all of you
Got on a lucky pump
Came in on a thousand to one
I've got a feeling
This year's shorts just begun
So Happy Christmas
I love you, GST
I can see a better time
When we're at 0.2p, you’ll see
(Kat)
They make claims big as Mars, but the licenses fold
The no’s go right through you, its no place for a hold
Enki bets grands on cold mica plays, he promised me 5 p on interim day.
(Massi)
I am bullish, I am petty, I am Queen of the ramping committee
When the RNS drops heavy, they howl out for gore
I was Chaebol swinging (dreamin), all the punters were singing
We all partied kissed on the 0.85 p breakout, and then partied on the dumps night after night………
The boys of the GST LSE ramping choir sing "This will rise again one day”
And the bells are ringing out for your meds today.
(Aerry to Tone)
You're a scam, you're a dog, you're an old jam-tomorrow fog
And my portfolio deep violent red
I hold bags, I hold losses, I answer to bosses
Happy Christmas your a55, I pray to God it's your last
The boys of the LSE ramping choir sing "This will rise again one day”
And the bells are ringing out for your meds today.
(Billy yum yums)
"I used to be someone" — my wife says im super dumb…….x;) (only thing that rhymed x peace )
You took my dreams from me when I averaged down
I kept the 0.3s, topped up from the yum yum 2.8s, I’ll always love the Tone!
Can't baghold it all alone, I've paid for 2 rollers just to hold you………
The boys of the LSE ramping choir sing “GST will rise again one day”
And the bells are ringing out for your meds today.